Funny
My life is a Joke
Chapter 1: The day Started cold... and Went Wrong Immediately The day I woke up with a cold that wasn't normal. Not the "oh, how refreshing" kind of cold. No. This was the kind of cold that makes you question your life choices, your priorities, and every bad decision you've made since birth.
By Lydia martinezabout 4 hours ago in Humor
The Great Cake Disaster
It was Saturday morning, and Max had a brilliant idea: he was going to bake a chocolate cake for his little sister’s birthday. Max was not exactly known for his cooking skills. In fact, the last time he tried to make pancakes, they came out burnt, hard as bricks, and stuck to the pan like glue. But he was determined. How hard could a cake be?
By Sudais Zakwana day ago in Humor
America’s Untapped Energy Crisis May Be Closer Than We Think...
For decades, policymakers, scientists, and think tanks alike have searched desperately for a clean, renewable, domestic energy source. One capable of freeing the nation from its dependence on fossil fuels. Solar has promise. Wind has potential. Nuclear remains controversial.
By The Pompous Post2 days ago in Humor
When Humor Isn’t Funny:
Most people assume humor is a universal language. They treat comedy as a default setting—something everyone should enjoy, understand, and participate in without effort. But some adults experience the opposite reaction. They sit in rooms full of laughter and feel nothing. Comedy clubs, sitcoms, improv, slapstick, exaggerated characters, “funny faces,” absurd dialogue, and manufactured chaos all fall flat.
By Dr. Mozelle Martin2 days ago in Humor
“The Jealous Minister”
“The Jealous Minister Dear children, you must have heard of Mullah Nasiruddin. He was a cheerful man, famous for his wit and humorous remarks. Most of his life was spent in royal courts, where kings enjoyed his company greatly. Because of this closeness, many courtiers, ministers, and merchants became jealous of him.
By Sudais Zakwan4 days ago in Humor
The Bionic Herald Declares War on the Grey Lady...
EDITOR’S NOTE: The Pompous Post recently came into possession of the following document while rummaging through the digital equivalent of a filing cabinet marked “Probably Important.” What appears to be the opening salvo in a potential journalistic battle royale (a term we are using in the broadest sense and without paying any royalties to Vince McMahon) raised enough questions about integrity, tradition, and the future of news that we felt obligated to share it. We believe in transparency, facts, and letting readers decide for themselves… especially when the gloves come off.
By The Pompous Post4 days ago in Humor
Nothing Has Made Me Feel Older Than My Relationship With Passwords...
There are many ways a person comes to terms with aging. Some notice it in the mirror. Others feel it in their knees and back while exiting a chair, a car, a bed, etc. A few brave souls acknowledge it when music from their youth starts playing in grocery stores.
By The Pompous Post9 days ago in Humor
A Question of Honor
I have a friend who is deeply fond of prize schemes. Over the years, he has won many small and large prizes through lucky draws. Because of this obsession, he carefully saves every wrapper that comes into his house—soap wrappers, tea tins, biscuit packs, and even empty cigarette packets. Collecting these has become a habit, almost an addiction.
By Sudais Zakwan10 days ago in Humor
Aladdin’s Genie and His Decline
Aladdin’s Genie and His Decline The legendary lamp of Aladdin had been passed down through generations until it reached Aladdin VII, a simple and straightforward man. On the very day after his father’s death, Aladdin rubbed the lamp. Smoke filled the air, and from within it emerged the family’s ancient genie, known for his terrifying laughter. His arms stretched from the east to the west, and his height seemed to reach the sky. When the smoke cleared, the massive genie spoke in a voice that shook the surroundings:
By Sudais Zakwan15 days ago in Humor
Uncle Azad’s Cake
Uncle Azad’s Cake Uncle Azad held a high-ranking government position and was known for his confidence and decisiveness in office. But at home, he was just like any other man, curious and sometimes a little impulsive. One Sunday morning, he woke up unusually early. His wife was still asleep, and the children were buried in their dreams. Something struck him suddenly—he had a strong craving for cake. He realized that all the shops were still closed, and his wife, who usually handled all the cooking, was resting. A bold idea popped into his mind: why not make the cake himself?
By Sudais Zakwan15 days ago in Humor
