Wit

The Editor
“What the fuck is this?” “Seriously. What. The. Actual. Fuck. Is. This?” “Comma splice there.” “That doesn’t even remotely resemble a proper sentence.”
By Matthew J. Fromm9 months ago in Humor
My boyfriend died today
My boyfriend died today. No flowers, no tears, no sad violin music. Just a peaceful death… in my head. He’s not in a grave. He’s on the blocked list — same thing, really.
By Nora Ariana9 months ago in Humor
The Chicken We Eat. Top Story - May 2025.
It’s Tuesday again, which is wild because it was just Tuesday the other day. Tuesdays entail eating dinner at an impossible speed so my husband and I can race both kids off to their overpriced dance classes where they learn a routine they then perform for one whole minute to an auditorium of hostages at the end-of-year dance show.
By Nora Ariana9 months ago in Humor
Mysterious case of the missing Vocal comments
”What comets, I ain’t seen no stinking comets!” “I said comments. My complaint is that the comments seem to disappear or not show up.”
By JBaz9 months ago in Humor
The Insanity of the English Language: Making Our Way Through A Maze Of Linguistic Twists & Turns
I am a writer. I can cajole and tantalize an idea into a climactic explosion, much as I would entice and seduce a lover. The romance I continue to have with my native language is deep and real, her whispers of sweet nothings seducing my fingertips as they dance over my keyboard.
By Vanessa Brown9 months ago in Humor
The Hand
Quick primer: what follows is a satirical look at what happens when one applies the writing methods male authors employ when writing terrible caricatures of women in their stories to a male character.
By Atomic Historian10 months ago in Humor
The ONLY Way To Succeed
There is ONLY One Way to Succeed. I'm going to go through Step-By-Step Today to Reveal Everything. If you Do This Incorrectly, You Will be Doomed to be a Failure.
By Dr. Cody Dakota Wooten, DFM, DHM, DAS (hc)10 months ago in Humor
April Fools' Day: The History, Famous Hoaxes, and Modern-Day Impact
April 1st is a day unlike any other, filled with pranks, hoaxes, and laughter. Known as April Fools' Day, this annual tradition is celebrated across the globe, where individuals, media outlets, and even corporations engage in lighthearted deception. But where did this tradition originate? What are some of the most famous April Fools' pranks in history? And how has this day evolved in the digital age? Let's dive into the fascinating world of April Fools' Day.
By amgad10 months ago in Humor
70+ Football Pick Up Lines to Score Big in Love ⚽🔥
Football is more than just a game—it’s a passion, a lifestyle, and for many, a way to connect. Whether you’re a die-hard fan, a casual viewer, or just looking for a fun way to break the ice, Football Pick Up Lines can help you score off the field too!
By Rizz Line Love11 months ago in Humor
🤣 The Best Collection of Hilarious Jokes: Quick Wit, Unexpected Twists & Pure Laughter! 🎭😂
1. Titles: The Clever Tenant Outsmarts the Landlord 🏠😆 🤯 "How a Little Boy Rented a House Without Breaking a Single Rule!"
By PRABAL TR PRO11 months ago in Humor
The Day My Autocorrect Ruined My Life: A Tale of Miscommunication and Mayhem
The Day My Autocorrect Ruined My Life: A Tale of Miscommunication and Mayhem Introduction: Autocorrect's Hidden Risks We’ve all been there. You’re texting away, feeling confident about the message you’re about to send, only to be betrayed by your phone’s “helpful” autocorrect. It’s happened to the best of us — a slip of the finger, a momentary distraction, and suddenly you’ve typed something that not only doesn’t make sense but could very well ruin your entire life. Perhaps not your entire life, but at least a few days or weeks of total shame. The unsung hero of modern communication is autocorrect, which prevents us from making the dreaded typos and from experiencing extreme frustration when we type a word incorrectly for the hundredth time. But what happens if autocorrect decides to take matters into its own hands and transforms your perfectly reasonable message into something that is impossible to recognize? Let me take you back to the day it all went wrong — the day my autocorrect truly ruined my life. Or at least, my reputation.
By Afia Sikder11 months ago in Humor
Oops! I Sent That to the Wrong Person: A Tale of Digital Missteps
Oops! I Sent That to the Wrong Person: A Tale of Digital Missteps Introduction: The Modern Dilemma In today’s world, digital communication is the backbone of how we connect. With the rise of smartphones, social media, and instant messaging apps, sending a message is just a tap away. However, this convenience has a downside in that it makes it easier than ever to make a mistake, particularly when sending messages to the wrong person. From accidental texts to misdirected emails, these digital mishaps have become a regular part of our lives. Sometimes, these "oops" moments are funny, and other times, they can be downright embarrassing. But in all cases, they remind us of how much we rely on technology to stay connected and the potential pitfalls that come with it.
By Afia Sikder11 months ago in Humor