Wit

Singers sue comedian and became the joke
Hello, hello Today I'm going to talk to you about this case that happened in Portugal. It has became one of the most dumb cases and frankly I agree. So to make you laugh let's start.
By Joana Pires7 months ago in Humor
My First Day – Part 2. Top Story - July 2025.
Unlike other multi-parters I’ve done on the platform, this one is not meant to be self-contained, so I highly recommend you start at the beginning if you’re new to Jason Nightingale.
By Stephen A. Roddewig7 months ago in Humor
My First Day – Part 1
Listen to the audio version on Spotify: (Available on all major platforms—full list) *** It’s my first time filling one of these assignment reports out, so go easy on me.
By Stephen A. Roddewig8 months ago in Humor
Let's Get Something Nice and Sparkling Clear
Let’s get something nice and sparkling clear: I’m a bad guy. Hell, I may be the worst sumbitch you’ll ever meet. I’m a foul, odious, pestiferous, unapologetic human shit pile. I’m walking, spiritual cancer. I’m a criminal in my mind, and in my heart, I’m a moral leper. I’ve never done a good deed. I believe in no good deed going unpunished. I like to fart in a high wind and blame it on the dog.
By Tom Baker8 months ago in Humor
The Worst (Active) Creator On Vocal. Content Warning.
Introduction This is meant to be a bit of humour, and I am definitely not down, although it is something I am aware of. This is only true because of the number of stories, poems, articles and things that I publish, and this is what the statistics say.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 8 months ago in Humor
How to Manifest a Raise by Whispering Into a Mason Jar
I never believed in manifestation. Or chakras. Or anything that required gazing meaningfully into a candle while holding a feather. But that all changed the day I whispered into a mason jar and everything in my life exploded. In a good way. Mostly.
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
The Pompous Post™: Established in 1799 (Over Soup)
It is with great pride, zero citation, and a healthy disregard for factual accuracy that we unveil the true origin story of The Pompous Post™. Long before algorithms and influencers sullied the written word, before social media turned public discourse into an Olympic-level mudslinging contest, and yes, even before someone thought it wise to refrigerate kale, there was a spark — a duel — and a bowl of soup.
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
My story working in the adult world . Content Warning.
Whispers of Power: My Journey Into the World of Phone Fantasy Part 1: A Late-Night Movie Changed Everything It started on a night like any other — quiet, unassuming, just me and a screen. I was curled up on the sofa, flipping through movies to escape the weight of the day. Then I stumbled upon a film that changed the way I saw the world, and myself.
By Mistress Noir8 months ago in Humor
Regarding Your Recent Lack of Laughter . Top Story - June 2025.
Hey there! 👋🫤⚡ It's me: _Lightning Bolt⚡ and please don't fly off the handle. ⚡😐 On a rare occasion, every once in a while, self-awareness smacks me on the head like a giant rubber dildo. And you, my faithful readers, make that possible. (The self-awareness... not the dildo.)
By Lightning Bolt ⚡8 months ago in Humor
My Dinner with an Android
Note: Okay, I know that many of you may have never seen the Louis Malle classic, but I thought I could make some of you smile with my shortened take on a classic film about two friends discussing life over a very long meal.
By Kendall Defoe 8 months ago in Humor
The Ant Who Never Gave Up
It began with a picnic. The sun was warm, the breeze was soft, and the park was buzzing—literally. I had taken a break from my noisy city life to enjoy some peace, a sandwich, and a good book. But what caught my attention that day wasn't the story I was reading—it was the tiniest drama unfolding at my feet.
By Ahmad Malik9 months ago in Humor
Le Défenseur!
"And that, Your Honor, is why my client, Mrs. Daffodil J. Peters-Smith, widow of the community-loved Nathaniel Patrick Bartholomew Christopher Jedidiah Smith IV, is beyond all reasonable doubt not guilty of the heinous crimes for which she has been accused; and I will defend that fact in front of this here court. As you can see, the prosecution has presented not a shred of evidence implicating my client in the grisly death of her husband. Everything they have presented is here-say and is circumstantial. Your Honor, to commit her to the highest penalty under these paltry assumptions would be unconscionable and vile before the eyes of the law! As you can see before you, how likely do you think this sweet old lady is capable of the murder of her husband?"
By Ian Read9 months ago in Humor