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How has Richard Simmons' representative, Tom Estey, described his current state of happiness?. Content Warning.
Richard Simmons' representative, Tom Estey, has often been in the spotlight when it comes to discussing the renowned fitness guru's current state of happiness. Estey, a publicist known for his close relationship with Simmons, has provided insights into Simmons' emotional well-being, shedding light on his client's contentment and overall outlook on life. While it is important to note that Estey's statements reflect his perspective and are subject to interpretation, they offer valuable glimpses into Simmons' happiness and personal journey.
By Word Weaver 3 years ago in Humor
Interview with Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Content Warning.
Today, I interview a great scientist who’s discoveries have made his local village proud. He’s a scientist with an alter ego. He’s no poet, but he has written a lot of scientific papers, and many great poems and stories have been written about him, and he’s had several major Hollywood movies produced about his life.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
You don't know who i am
Mr. Mars Manford was a very wealthy businessman. Who was fond of fighting with people without any reason and flaunting his wealth. He used to say in conversation "You don't know who I am?." One day a barman accidentally spilled liquor on him, he beat the barman badly and hurling obscenities saying "You don't know who I am?", even after the poor barman apologized repeatedly Had to lose the job. Just another day, Mr. Mars is speeding in his Mercedes and head-butts an old man crossing the road, who is thrown off the road and unconscious. Instead of taking him to the hospital, Mr. Mars Manford abused him and even cursed him for not surviving. When the policeman tried to arrest Mars, Mr. Mars said, "You don't know who I am, I will take your job away." Out of fear the policeman goes back.
By Manish kumar3 years ago in Humor
Interview with Dracula . Content Warning.
Today, I interview a bloodsucker who’s mother would be proud! He’s a count, and while not a poet, many great poems and stories have been written about him, and he most definitely knows it. He’s a man who lives forever, and who’s name rhymes with Bracula, and he’s not afraid to cook with a spatula. He’s here to tell us what poems and stories ring true. Some call him a bat out of hell! Others say he’s perfect and doesn’t smell! Let us give a warm welcome to Dracula!
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
Showdown at the Major Phazer Lazer Tag Emporium
INT. MAJOR PHAZER LAZER TAG LOUNGE - NOT DAY NOT NIGHT It is not day. It is not night. It is the forever florescent neon limbo of the lazer tag emporium. Blacklight and glow in the dark with no windows. Arcade game noise from every direction. Through the vents even. It is the casino of adolescence. If Walt Disney made Blade Runner. Children running and kicking and swinging at each other, snorting icing off mini cupcakes and eating cheese doodles off the floor, with miles of ribbon tickets in their pandemic fists. Zombie employees in neon vests, wading through them, forearms and elbows hover at their torsos above the heads of these unbathed masses, emptying change from machines and scraping gum off the geometric shapes of a carpet laid in 1987.
By Grant Richard3 years ago in Humor
