Satire

Cold Pizza, Hot Opinions: A Field Guide to Foods That Slap (or Betray) the Next Day
Greetings, fellow fridge-raiders! 🍕🥡 At some point, we all stand in front of our refrigerator in the dim light of 2:14 a.m., staring at a Tupperware container like it’s a treasure chest of questionable decisions. Inside could be divine second-day magic… or culinary treason that smells like regret and broken dreams.
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
I Shouldn’t Be Your Boss! (But here we are, aren’t we?)
Becoming a manager is exactly like falling down an escalator in slow motion: technically, you’re rising, but also you’re getting your ass handed to you one step at a time. There’s blood. There’s confusion. People are watching. Some are laughing. One guy is filming. You get it.
By S. M. Shogan7 months ago in Humor
My Epic Fail at Yoga Class
By Nadeem Shah I had one simple goal: stretch a little, breathe deeply, and finally prove to my overworked body that I wasn’t trying to kill it. So, naturally, I signed up for a beginner’s yoga class at the local community center—a place where, I assumed, beginners were welcomed with open arms and maybe a free granola bar.
By Nadeem Shah 7 months ago in Humor
She said 'come over'. Her dog said: Don't!
Around midnight, she said it—casually, carelessly, with the kind of digital shrug only a seasoned flirt can pull off: “Come see me.”
By Samarel7 months ago in Humor
Signs Humanity Is on Thin Ice with the Universe
🚨 Galactic Situation Report: The Universe has officially issued humanity a warning notice, and it’s about as passive-aggressive as a note from a neighbor about your trash cans.
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
How I Accidentally Became the Office Meme
By Nadeem Shah Let me start by saying this: I never intended to become the subject of an office-wide meme. I’m a normal guy. I drink my coffee, meet my deadlines, and generally try to avoid public humiliation. But fate, fluorescent lighting, and one very poorly placed power cord had other plans for me.
By Nadeem Shah 7 months ago in Humor
When Gary the Goat Decided He Was a Lawyer… and Represented Me in Goblin Court.
Part 1: I swear I didn’t plan on hiring a goat. I just wanted the amulet. A simple heist. In and out. Grab the cursed thing, don’t touch anything glowing, and definitely don’t engage the local goblin authority.
By Muhammad Wisal7 months ago in Humor
BREAKING NEWS: Aliens Land on Earth, Discover Reality TV and Top 40 Music, Immediately Leave Forever
🚨 THIS JUST IN: At approximately 2:43 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, a gleaming alien mothership entered Earth’s atmosphere with peaceful intent, a message of hope, and several thousand years of interstellar wisdom. But by 2:58 p.m., it had already left... Why you ask?
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
Complaint Department: Heaven — Zero Served
A man walks into the Complaint Department in Heaven, startling a very bored-looking angel behind the desk. “I need to file a complaint,” the man says.
By Dblkrose7 months ago in Humor
Trippin on L.S.Meme. Top Story - July 2025.
⚡ Hello again! 👋😁 It's me: __Lightning Bolt⚡. I hope you're well! I feel Captain Fantastic! Simultaneously, I Feel Sorry for the Evil I Did.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡7 months ago in Humor
Fridge of Feelings
Jason Patel was a perfectly ordinary guy — a little messy, chronically single, and proudly addicted to microwave burritos. He lived in a one-bedroom apartment with two roommates: a houseplant named Steve (who was definitely dead), and his brand-new smart fridge, the “ChillMaster X7,” a voice-activated AI appliance that came with a discount because it was a “beta version.”
By NIAZ Muhammad7 months ago in Humor
Three EASY hacks to TRIPLE your productivity (That you can do RIGHT NOW!)
Let's face it: life today is more hectic and demanding than ever. Do you find yourself constantly behind? Watching your peers fly past you, reaching their goals and staying on the grind while you struggle to keep up? Do you want to supercharge your productivity, get more done and have more time to chase your dreams?
By James P.V. Miller7 months ago in Humor