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One Time I Offered a Patient an Apricot Condom...
I had just started a job as a hospital housekeeper — delivering meals to patients. A great opportunity… except for one small detail: My English was basically: "Hi", "Good morning", "Goodbye", "OK", and "Fine". That’s it. That’s all I had. Everything else? Pure improvisation, hand gestures, and lots of smiling.
By Tina's Blossom Life9 months ago in Humor
Regarding Your Recent Lack of Laughter . Top Story - June 2025.
Hey there! 👋🫤⚡ It's me: _Lightning Bolt⚡ and please don't fly off the handle. ⚡😐 On a rare occasion, every once in a while, self-awareness smacks me on the head like a giant rubber dildo. And you, my faithful readers, make that possible. (The self-awareness... not the dildo.)
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Humor
My Dinner with an Android
Note: Okay, I know that many of you may have never seen the Louis Malle classic, but I thought I could make some of you smile with my shortened take on a classic film about two friends discussing life over a very long meal.
By Kendall Defoe 9 months ago in Humor
The Emergency That Wasn't on the GPS
The Emergency That Wasn't on the GPS One Car Ride, Two Cheeks, and No Dignity By Joey Raines Description: It was supposed to be a calm Sunday night drive. Then came a sudden announcement that turned everything upside down. Between quick thinking, awkward suggestions, and a very unexpected street surprise, one couple finds themselves in the middle of a totally unplanned, completely hilarious adventure. This true story shows that love is sometimes tested in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways.
By Joey Raines9 months ago in Humor
The Day My Fridge Became an Influencer
It all began when my refrigerator got Wi-Fi. Yes, you read that right. My once-loyal, milk-chilling, leftover-hugging fridge got connected to the internet—and instantly lost its mind.
By The Waiting Tree9 months ago in Humor
Grocery Store Jokes: Bringing the Aisles to Life with Laughter
Grocery stores might be the most underrated places for humor. Between picking out fresh produce, hunting for deals, and navigating crowded aisles, there's plenty of everyday stuff that can spark a chuckle or two.
By JokeJester9 months ago in Humor
The Early Bird Gets Ambushed?
Bright and early today, I woke up. The sun had yet to rise, but I was ready to take on the day. Heading to the kitchen, I wondered what to have for breakfast. Flicking on the lights, my eyes focused on the XL pizza box on the table.
By Staringale9 months ago in Humor
The Ant Who Never Gave Up
It began with a picnic. The sun was warm, the breeze was soft, and the park was buzzing—literally. I had taken a break from my noisy city life to enjoy some peace, a sandwich, and a good book. But what caught my attention that day wasn't the story I was reading—it was the tiniest drama unfolding at my feet.
By Ahmad Malik9 months ago in Humor
Why Do Jokes?
The Science, Smiles, and Smarts Behind Humor Ever wondered why do jokes we crack jokes, laugh at silly things, or even groan at a pun? Jokes aren’t just for giggles—they’re powerful tools for connection, healing, learning, and even survival. Sounds wild, right? But there's more to "funny business" than meets the eye.
By JokeJester9 months ago in Humor
Trolls Puns: Funny Little Zingers That Pack a Punch!
Trolls—those colorful, crazy-haired creatures—aren’t just stars of animated movies and fairy tales. They've also become pun-worthy punchlines! Whether you're cracking jokes with your kids.
By JokeJester9 months ago in Humor
The Self-Congratulatory Circle Jerk Challenge
The Pitchman sidles up to the Bally Platform. He clears his throat, and begins. "I'm now hereby instituting the Self-Congratulatory Circle Jerk Challenge, a challenge to challenge the challenged about how challenging the worst of their personal challenges has been.
By Tom Baker9 months ago in Humor
Starbucks Jokes: Brew-tiful Laughs for Coffee Lovers Everywhere
Whether you’re a loyal latte lover, a frappuccino fanatic, or just in it for the cake pops, there’s no denying Starbucks has brewed its way into our daily lives. But hey, coffee doesn't always have to be serious business. Let’s stir things up with some foam-tastic Starbucks jokes that’ll perk up your mood faster than a double shot of espresso!
By JokeJester9 months ago in Humor