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My Hang-Happy Phone and the Many Ways It Tried to Ruin My Life
My Hang-Happy Phone and the Many Ways It Tried to Ruin My Life Look man, I don't hate anyone. I’m a chill guy. But if there’s one thing I’ve truly considered throwing from a rooftop and smiling while doing it—it’s my ancient Android phone.
By Usama8 months ago in Humor
A Bird's-Eye View
A Bird's-Eye View A Poem by Joey Raines I kicked back in my car, just chillin’ out, Feet on the dash, no stress, no doubt.
By Joey Raines8 months ago in Humor
Let's Get Something Nice and Sparkling Clear
Let’s get something nice and sparkling clear: I’m a bad guy. Hell, I may be the worst sumbitch you’ll ever meet. I’m a foul, odious, pestiferous, unapologetic human shit pile. I’m walking, spiritual cancer. I’m a criminal in my mind, and in my heart, I’m a moral leper. I’ve never done a good deed. I believe in no good deed going unpunished. I like to fart in a high wind and blame it on the dog.
By Tom Baker8 months ago in Humor
I Tried to Hack My DNA with a Burrito and Now I Can Smell Wi-Fi
People keep telling me I’m “not a scientist.” They say things like “please stop microwaving batteries” and “you can’t just staple kale to your forehead and call it neuro-enhancement.”
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
Athletics Jokes: Running, Jumping, and Laughing Your Way to Fun
Athletics — whether it’s sprinting, jumping, throwing, or just plain running around — is a huge part of sports culture. But guess what? It’s not all sweat and serious athletics competition. There’s plenty of room for some good old-fashioned laughter, too!
By JokeJester8 months ago in Humor
PC Jokes: Laugh Your Way Through the Tech World
Let’s face it—computers can be tricky, confusing, and sometimes downright frustrating. But hey, why not have a laugh while dealing with all that tech stuff?
By JokeJester8 months ago in Humor
Dreams, Sleepwalking & Late-Night Mafia Interrogations
For as long as I can remember, I’ve been living a rich, double life. By day: responsible adult (ish). By night: high-definition dream cinematographer, multilingual negotiator, occasional furniture rearranger. I’m basically Netflix, but weirder, cheaper, and with more nudity.
By Tina's Blossom Life8 months ago in Humor
How to Manifest a Raise by Whispering Into a Mason Jar
I never believed in manifestation. Or chakras. Or anything that required gazing meaningfully into a candle while holding a feather. But that all changed the day I whispered into a mason jar and everything in my life exploded. In a good way. Mostly.
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
😂 “Why My Smart Fridge is Now Smarter Than Me”
It started with a beep. No, not the microwave. Not the dryer. The fridge. A smart fridge, I should add. It glowed and told me, “You’ve opened me 37 times today. Are you okay?”
By Martin Williams8 months ago in Humor
Amy Schumer Jokes: Laughing with the Queen of Comedy
Amy Schumer is a comedian powerhouse who knows how to deliver sharp, honest, and sometimes cheeky humor that hits right in the funny bone.
By JokeJester8 months ago in Humor
My Bloody War with Cold Water 💧☠️
Based on a True (Freezing) Story: One Man’s Fight for Warmth Okay look... I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but cold water is the enemy. Like not your ex, not your boss, not even the guy who chews with his mouth open I’m talking about actual ice-cold, polar bear pee-level water.
By Usama8 months ago in Humor
The MAGA Rulebook: 50 Commandments of the Cult (Uncensored Edition). Content Warning.
I. Core Principles 1. Never admit you're wrong. Admitting fault is weakness. Weakness is treason. 2. Lie about anything and everything. Even if the truth works, lie anyway. The lie is the point.
By Jeff Olen8 months ago in Humor