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THE UNIVERSE IS EXPANDING (AND SO ARE YOUR PANTS)
WHEN THE COSMOS MEETS CARBS Scientists tell us the universe is expanding at an accelerating rate, fueled by mysterious forces like dark energy. And honestly? I would have to agree... Except in my case, the mysterious force is extra queso and that ill-advised third chimichanga. Cosmic inflation, they call it. Cute. Meanwhile, my jeans are experiencing catastrophic waistband failure, and astronomers aren’t writing papers about that. Forget black holes; the real singularity is your belly button after you polish off a family-size nacho platter “because it was on special.”
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
🐢 Turtle Dad Jokes: Slow, Steady, and Shell-arious!
When it comes to turtle dad jokes, some are fast, some are furious… but the best ones? They're turtley awesome! Whether you're hanging by the pond, visiting the zoo, or just love shelling out puns, turtle dad jokes are the slow-cooked comedy everyone needs.
By JokeJester7 months ago in Humor
The Global Crisis of Unmatched Tupperware Lids
Chapter 1: The Drawer of Shame It starts innocently enough. A single Rubbermaid set. Maybe two, because hey, meal prep is in vogue and you have aspirations. But fast forward three years and your kitchen drawer is no longer a drawer... it’s The Bermuda Triangle of Domesticity. You open it, praying to find a matching set, only to be greeted by the mocking laughter of 43 lids and a lone, lidless bowl that looks at you like a Dickensian orphan: “Please sir… may I store some soup?”
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
Why Crocs Are the Official Footwear of the Apocalypse
INTRO: THE END IS NIGH… AND IT’S COMFY When the four horsemen ride into town, you can bet they won’t be rocking Yeezys. When Wi-Fi dies, Starbucks becomes a post-apocalyptic war zone, and Amazon Prime falls like the Roman Empire, one shoe will rise from the ashes like a rubber Phoenix: Crocs.
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
Food Knock Knock Jokes: Tasty Laughs for Every Appetite
Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in — we’ve got a whole buffet of food jokes waiting for you! There’s just something extra satisfying about mixing two of life’s best things: food and laughter.
By JokeJester7 months ago in Humor
Laughing vs Health: A Medical Perspective
Introduction Laughter is often described as the best medicine—a universal human behavior that transcends language and culture. But beyond its social and emotional value, modern medicine has increasingly acknowledged laughter as a genuine contributor to physical and mental well-being. From boosting immune response to reducing pain and improving cardiovascular function, laughter holds significant therapeutic value. This documentary report explores the medical impact of laughter on health, supported by research findings, clinical examples, and expert opinions.
By Ahmad shah7 months ago in Humor
Rejected Advice from My Inner Child
I don’t hear voices—let’s get that straight. But sometimes, when life becomes a pressure cooker of adult responsibilities, deadlines, and dishwashing, I hear a faint, mischievous whisper from the back of my brain. It’s small, it’s bratty, and it usually sounds like it’s holding a juice box.
By Mati Henry 7 months ago in Humor
How Government Spending Works… Without Numbers
Welcome to the magical land of government spending, where math is a myth, accountability is an endangered species, and the national debt is just a number we chant before sacrificing logic to the gods of lobbying. If you've ever wondered how your tax dollars are used, abused, or lost behind a vending machine at the Pentagon, then this guide is for you!
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
