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Opening Instagram used to be like leafing through a bright, sunny scrapbook. You would browse among artistically frothed lattes, meticulously framed sunsets, and occasionally a pet dressed for Halloween. A three-minute culinary lesson, an odd dance challenge, a "duet" in which someone responds to another video, and—wait, was that a shopping advertisement?
By Echoes of Life6 months ago in Humor
“The Misadventures of Mr. Bashir’s Goat”
In the sleepy village of Chamanpur, where the rooster crowed like a clock and the gossip traveled faster than the wind, lived a man named Mr. Bashir. He was a man of stature—both in height and in self-opinion. With a thick, well-groomed mustache that curled at the ends like a vintage cartoon villain’s, and a waistcoat that strained just a little too hard across his belly, Bashir carried himself like a man who’d never lost an argument.
By meerjanan6 months ago in Humor
Loyalty Cards, Punch Cards, and Other Ways I’ve Sold My Soul for a Free Smoothie...
Dear Consumer of Questionable Judgment and Excellent Taste... At some point in modern history, we collectively decided that our eternal devotion could be purchased for the low, low price of one free coffee after ten visits. And like moths to a punch-card-shaped flame, we said, “Yes. Take my loyalty. Take my email. Take my identity. I want that medium iced latte with oat milk and the crushing weight of consumer debt.”
By The Pompous Post6 months ago in Humor
Cold Pizza, Hot Opinions: A Field Guide to Foods That Slap (or Betray) the Next Day
Greetings, fellow fridge-raiders! 🍕🥡 At some point, we all stand in front of our refrigerator in the dim light of 2:14 a.m., staring at a Tupperware container like it’s a treasure chest of questionable decisions. Inside could be divine second-day magic… or culinary treason that smells like regret and broken dreams.
By The Pompous Post6 months ago in Humor
My Epic Fail at Yoga Class
By Nadeem Shah I had one simple goal: stretch a little, breathe deeply, and finally prove to my overworked body that I wasn’t trying to kill it. So, naturally, I signed up for a beginner’s yoga class at the local community center—a place where, I assumed, beginners were welcomed with open arms and maybe a free granola bar.
By Nadeem Shah 6 months ago in Humor
Signs Humanity Is on Thin Ice with the Universe
🚨 Galactic Situation Report: The Universe has officially issued humanity a warning notice, and it’s about as passive-aggressive as a note from a neighbor about your trash cans.
By The Pompous Post6 months ago in Humor
How I Accidentally Became the Office Meme
By Nadeem Shah Let me start by saying this: I never intended to become the subject of an office-wide meme. I’m a normal guy. I drink my coffee, meet my deadlines, and generally try to avoid public humiliation. But fate, fluorescent lighting, and one very poorly placed power cord had other plans for me.
By Nadeem Shah 6 months ago in Humor
Humor Training
Our training on humor went well today. We talked about humor being healing. We talked about laughter yoga. And we talked about Dr. Annette Goodheart, who told me she was paid to get up on stage and laugh with others.
By Denise E Lindquist6 months ago in Humor
BREAKING NEWS: Aliens Land on Earth, Discover Reality TV and Top 40 Music, Immediately Leave Forever
🚨 THIS JUST IN: At approximately 2:43 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, a gleaming alien mothership entered Earth’s atmosphere with peaceful intent, a message of hope, and several thousand years of interstellar wisdom. But by 2:58 p.m., it had already left... Why you ask?
By The Pompous Post6 months ago in Humor
BREAKING NEWS: Florida Man Declares Independence from HOA, Crowns Himself Emperor of His Cul-De-Sac
Palm Breeze Estates, FL — A sleepy suburban neighborhood erupted into chaos Tuesday, after local resident Steve “Don’t Tread on My Lawn” Harkins declared independence from the Palm Breeze Homeowners Association and crowned himself Emperor of the Cul-de-Sac.
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
"The Clever Cat and the Greedy Rat"
Once upon a time in a small village nestled between rolling hills, lived a clever cat named Cleo. Cleo wasn’t like the other cats—she didn’t just chase mice for fun. She was wise, patient, and very observant. Most of all, she hated trouble.
By Asif nawaz7 months ago in Humor
THE UNIVERSE IS EXPANDING (AND SO ARE YOUR PANTS)
WHEN THE COSMOS MEETS CARBS Scientists tell us the universe is expanding at an accelerating rate, fueled by mysterious forces like dark energy. And honestly? I would have to agree... Except in my case, the mysterious force is extra queso and that ill-advised third chimichanga. Cosmic inflation, they call it. Cute. Meanwhile, my jeans are experiencing catastrophic waistband failure, and astronomers aren’t writing papers about that. Forget black holes; the real singularity is your belly button after you polish off a family-size nacho platter “because it was on special.”
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor