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The Cogsmith’s Report. Top Story - February 2025.
The Cogsmith adjusted the brass cranial halo, tightening the screws until Bertie felt a dull ache in his temples. “Immersion requires sacrifice,” he croaked, a phrase Bertie had heard far too often. The Cogsmith strapped Bertie onto the inclined plane, its wooden frame creaking under his weight. A complicated system of pulleys and gears, powered by a hissing steam boiler in the corner, connected to the halo. The Cogsmith attached a conical metal visor over Bertie’s eyes, then spun a valve.
By Ian Vince12 months ago in Humor
200+ Rose Puns That’ll Have You Blooming With Laughter
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you love puns, this post is for you! 🌹 From poetry to romance, roses have symbolized love, beauty, and elegance for centuries. But did you know they also make for some of the best rose puns?
By JokeJester12 months ago in Humor
The Fear of Death Troubles Me
The state of man does change and vary, Now sound, now sick, now blyth, now sary, Now dansand mirry, now like to die: Timor mortis conturbat me.
By Brendan Donaghyabout a year ago in Humor
Mom Knows Everything! (Even When She Shouldn't!)
Mom Knows Everything! (Even When She Shouldn't!)"** 😆 I tiptoe home at half-past three, Thinking, **"Mom won’t notice me!"**
By ANITAabout a year ago in Humor
200+ Dog Puns to Make Every Dog Owner Howl With Joy
Dogs bring so much joy into our lives—whether they’re wagging their tails, giving puppy-dog Puns, or just being their goofy, lovable selves. But do you know what makes them even better?
By JokeJesterabout a year ago in Humor
200+ Funny Dad Jokes That Will Have You Rolling On The Floor
Dad jokes: they're corny, they're silly, and they're oh-so-lovable. There's something about the charm of a dad jokes that just gets everyone laughing, whether it's a groan-worthy pun or a simple one-liner.
By JokeJesterabout a year ago in Humor
Now That’s What I Call Stupid
Ah, high school. A time of awkward first dates, questionable fashion choices, and moments so cringe-worthy they haunt you for years. But nothing—and I mean nothing—prepared me for the legendary tale of the guy who thought bare hands were oven mitts. Buckle up, because this is a story of bravery, stupidity, and a pizza that deserved better.
By mureed hussainabout a year ago in Humor
200+ Hilarious Valentine's Day Jokes To Make Your Heart Laugh
Here’s a collection of 200+ hilarious Valentine’s Day jokes that’ll make your heart laugh and your cheeks hurt from smiling!
By JokeJesterabout a year ago in Humor
Benjamin Franklin and the Mystery of the Disappearing Toothbrush. Top Story - February 2025.
Did you know that Benjamin Franklin coined the phrase ‘time is money’? No, me neither. He's more famous for the ‘nothing is certain except death and taxes’ line.
By Brendan Donaghyabout a year ago in Humor
200+ Sweet Valentines Puns To Spread The Love And Laughter
Valentine’s Day is the perfect time to let your loved ones know how much you care, and what better way to do that than with a sweet and funny pun?
By JokeJesterabout a year ago in Humor
200+ Sweet Valentines Day Puns To Make Your Heart Skip A Beat
Love is in the air, and so is laughter! Valentine’s Day is the perfect time to sprinkle in some puns and brighten someone’s day.
By JokeJesterabout a year ago in Humor
The Silent Town
Daniel Carter had traveled to many places in search of unusual stories, but nothing compared to what he had heard about Ravenshade—a town where no one spoke.
By Hridoy Hasanabout a year ago in Humor