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The sun stood over the river —its light, glistening across the ripples. The orb stood away from the buildings, so their shadows crossed over and under, Linda’s feet as she jogged.
By Caitlin Charlton12 months ago in Humor
I Let ChatGPT Plan My Entire Wedding: Here Is What Went Horribly Wrong And Surprisingly Right
The Moment I Almost Called Off My Wedding Picture this: It’s 4 AM, two days before my wedding. My bridesmaids are snoring on the couch, my dog is chewing my veil, and I’m crying over a spreadsheet titled “AI-Generated Floral Arrangements.” That’s when I realized letting an algorithm plan my big day might’ve been the best and worst idea of my life.
By Wryter12 months ago in Humor
4 Lists Funny Stories
1.Jackfruit My friend did chat with me via WhatsApp. She said,” I want to tell you. This afternoon, I looked at, there was a jackfruit tree that wore underwear”. I was so confused, and she did not begin to make sense.
By Mirda G12 months ago in Humor
The Grocery Quest: Aisle of MadnessSubtitle:
Nigel Fiddlesticks considered himself a simple man. He liked his toast evenly browned, his socks correctly paired, and his weekly trip to the grocery store to be an uneventful affair. But the universe had other plans.
By Byron Loderick12 months ago in Humor
Did That Wigan Pie Just Talk?
Did That Wigan Pie Just Talk? In the lively town of Wigan, UK, where meat and potato pies are a big deal and the smell of fresh pastries fills the air, there’s a cozy pie shop known for its tasty £1 meat and potato pies. One day, Albert walked in with one goal: to get a hot pie for dinner. Little did he know this simple trip would become a hilarious adventure filled with all sorts of wackiness.
By Marie381Uk 12 months ago in Humor
The Dairy Prophecy: A Grocery Store Odyssey. AI-Generated.
**The Dairy Prophecy: A Grocery Store Odyssey** *When a simple errand turns into an interdimensional battle between freshness and decay.*
By Ahmet Kıvanç Demirkıran12 months ago in Humor
THE COFFEE INCIDENT OF WALLY BUMBLESNOOT
It started, as most disasters do, with a simple cup of coffee. Wally Bumblesnoot, a man whose greatest life achievement was once winning an argument with a parrot, just wanted his morning caffeine. He wasn’t asking for much—just a hot, comforting mug of wake-up juice.
By Jason “Jay” Benskin12 months ago in Humor
LUCAS AND THE GREAT BROCCOLI BATTLE. AI-Generated.
Lucas never imagined that buying a liter of milk would turn into an odyssey. But everything changed the moment he stepped into the supermarket. The fluorescent lights flickered, the background music spiraled into a frantic waltz, and an empty shopping cart rolled towards him as if inviting him to climb in.
By Alain SUPPINI12 months ago in Humor
Progressively Worse. Content Warning.
I got to the parking lot of my office and my spot was taken. Normally, I’d try to not let this bother me, but my name was on this spot. I worked hard all year for the promotion to assistant regional manager, and in addition to the slight pay bump, the parking spot next to the office was the only other benefit.
By Alex H Mittelman 12 months ago in Humor
The Dairy Dimension: Aisle of Anarchy
Larry Larchmont’s day began with a mission so mundane it could bore a sloth: buy milk. His local grocery store, Save & Staple, had never once sparked excitement—until today.
By PhilipM-I12 months ago in Humor
a president and dinner. Content Warning.
President Bill Clinton walks into a restaurant and is seated at one of the finest tables. As he is looking at the menu the waitress walks over to him and says "Mr. President, what would you like?" "How about a quickie?" he says as he is looking her over. Angerly she slaps him across the face and storms away. The secret service agent sitting next to him says "Sir, I believe it's pronounced QUICHE." Sir not quickie as he walked out of the lavish restaurant back to his limo as everyone looked in shock and awe after he was told to leave he said to agent 2 that all I wanted was a simple quiche awe man now I’m hungry wow have I really did this time guess the next time I will just ask the agents to order for me so I won’t mess up next time come to ihop oh dear bill chuckled lil bit after arriving back In his office after the incident earlier with the waitress hitting him later a agent suggested that he possibly have the kitchen staff prepare a quiche at home next time to avoid the same mistake at ihop that made earlier at the fancy dinner place the next day bill sat out to try another fancy restaurant and it happened again another waitress threw glass of water on him bill replied man what is going on I don’t understand that’s the way you say quiche isn’t it again the agent replied no Mr Clinton I’m afraid you got it wrong again once more it’s pronounced quiche not quickie sir bill sighed in frustration again guess I will never get that broccoli quickie after all again bill left hungry frustrated wandering where to go to get that perfect broccoli quiche with out getting slapped each time by the waitress or waiter bill sat on the curb after being kicked out of the new fancy restaurant le eiefel stating I just have to find place where they don’t slap as much every time u let me have a broccoli quickie with coffee as bill cried on the edge of the sidewalk the agent said Mr president what if took you Andean most exclusive place in town bill said in a sad voice ok well as they headed to andiamo he stated what if it happens again then I will never get my quiche aww man as they arrived inside bill was taken to the banquet private room he was seated promptly the waitress began his drink order then came back to take his order again it happened he asked for broccoli quickie instead of broccoli quiche the waitress threw a punch this time instead of a slap again bill was with out his broccoli quiche the secret service agent said next time im doing the ordering Mr president to save you from getting hit again bill tried at another restaurant later that week called di amatos again bill arrived was given the best seat near the window in the banquet area of the restaurant he was promptly seated the waiter asked him what would he like to order after he brought the drinks he proceeded to order but his agent stopped him and ordered the quiche him self this time this time seem the charm and the president was spared a slapped this time and finally got his prized broccoli quiche bill was so happy and excited finally he got his broccoli quickie and didn’t get kicked out this time as he ate his food he showed a very big smile the end
By Ass ay12 months ago in Humor
"The Hidden Danger: The Dangers of Self-Medication". AI-Generated.
Convenience is a driving force in our busy lives, especially where health care is concerned. With readily available over-the-counter medicines, internet pharmacies, and home-based remedies, more people are resorting to self-medication for common illnesses. Although it looks like a quick, harmless fix for minor problems, self-medication has serious risks that can have serious implications on one's health. This emerging trend is quietly eroding public health, fueling drug abuse, spreading antibiotic resistance, and causing unintended side effects.
By Azra parveen12 months ago in Humor