humor
"Humor is what binds humans together and makes difficult times just a little less painful; Sometimes you can't help but laugh. "
Senseless: Why does my baby’s poop smell like slightly burnt hummus?
Today I accidentally snorted powdered ginger and burned the fuck out of my left nostril. I say accidentally, but that’s not quite right. I did it carelessly, without thinking. I certainly hadn’t intended to line the insides of my nose with spicy-hot dust… But then again the physical action of putting the powder to my nose and then sniffing hard and deep? Well that had been entirely on purpose.
By Sam Spinelli4 years ago in Humans
According to Medium I’m a Top Writer in Humor
Send in the clowns I looked for a picture of a clown to go with this post but almost all of them were sinister. There’s a metaphor for life in there somewhere — or at least a damning critique of the internet circa 2019.
By James Garside4 years ago in Humans
The Fabulous Table Lady of Atlantic City Complete Parts 1 - 4
The Fabulous Table Lady of Atlantic City Part 1 Where else but in Atlantic City? As my mother got older we used to stroll the Atlantic City Boardwalk searching for oddities. We searched for different oddities, or I should say those that piqued our individual tastes and missions. For Kate B, my mother, every one of these creatures was a charity case, someone to chat up and donate some amount of money, usually small but often ranging into the $10 amount which was a lot for her (although in truth the money was taken from money I had won at the slot machines). You see, Kate B and I would go into a casino and I would give her $20 to spend which she would promptly pocket. Then, when I won, she would scoop up every last quarter into her bucket. So my winnings would end up in the pocket of one of the oddities.
By John Bowen4 years ago in Humans
The Virgin Mary, Garbage Collection, and a Black Cat
I lived on Burgundy Street. Let’s start knowing how to pronounce that. It is Bur-GUN-dy not BUR-gun-dy. This makes complete sense once you remember that the city was controlled by the French for ages and the original name of the street was bourgogne. The spelling was Anglicized, but the accent remained.
By Jean Elizabeth Glass4 years ago in Humans
