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Taking The Biscuit: Did 'Sesame Street' Turn Cookie Monster Into Veggie Monster?
Alongside giant birds, effeminate elephants, and a squeaky-voiced Elmo, Cookie Monster has become a staple of the #SesameStreet diet. He has become a part of pop culture lore, even parodied in the likes of Family Guy while begging for his fix of those gooey-centered choc chip cookies. I remember growing up in a time that #CookieMonster released his own line of cookies, which probably would be banned nowadays due to additives and sugar — it is SunnyD all over again.
By Tom Chapman8 years ago in Geeks
Wiener Is Coming: 'Game Of Thrones' Showrunners Reveal Why Jon Snow Has A Tiny Penis
With more T&A than a Westworld orgy, HBO's #GameofThrones certainly isn't afraid to give us the odd dickslap now and then to give audiences their fill of willies in Westeros. However, the length of a certain King in the North's manhood has come into question of late, in a turn of events that would make even the pallid skin of a White Walker blush.
By Tom Chapman8 years ago in Geeks
The Night Is Long: 'Game Of Thrones' Is Getting An Extra Long Season Premiere
There are no "Thrones" about it, the world of #GeorgeRRMartin has been violently brought to life since 2011 with HBO's #GameofThrones. Now, with only two seasons left, our march into the frosty depths of winter is well underway and we are sadly counting down the remaining episodes until "Valar Morghulis" (all men must die). We have already been punished with an extended wait between the explosive Season 6 finale and Season 7's upcoming start date, but it looks like Game of Thrones is upping the ante (and the runtime) when it returns.
By Tom Chapman8 years ago in Geeks
Do The Hokey Chokey: 'Game Of Thrones' Season 7 Trailer Reveals A Huge Spoiler For Cersei
With the Seven Kingdoms coming together once more and the Wicked Witch in the Westeros currently sitting pretty on the Iron Throne, it can only mean one thing: #GameofThrones is returning. As the last two seasons of HBO's fantasy epic wind to a "chilly" conclusion, showrunners David Benioff and D.B. Weiss are setting up #LenaHeadey's Cersei Lannister to be the finale villain — well, apart from the hordes of frozen zombies, that is!
By Tom Chapman8 years ago in Geeks
Chey My Name: Cheyenne Jackson Is Back In 'American Horror Story' Season 7
With the urge to purge and another murderously OTT season of #AmericanHorrorStory on the way, fans are baying for information (and blood) on the show's return. We may have seen some Dumbo-nightmare concept art of the season's presumed Big Bad and had some promises of political strife in Washington, but apart from a few casting tidbits, we've been kept in the dark.
By Tom Chapman8 years ago in Geeks
A Pirate's Life for Me: Pilou Asbæk Teases Euron as the Worst 'Game of Thrones' Villain Ever
Ramsay, Joffrey, White Walkers, or the snot-nosed Olly, who really is the biggest bad on #GameofThrones? As HBO's fantasy fireworks display winds down with just 13 episodes left, the threats in Westeros have dwindled nearly as much as the cast. One by one, we have watched our vile villains fall alongside our heroes, but Season 7 of the show aims to step up its game after the departure of Iwan Rheon's Ramsay Bolton.
By Tom Chapman8 years ago in Geeks
'Coop' De Grâce: We Finally Know What Happened To Agent Dale Cooper On 'Twin Peaks'
We have waited some two and a half decades for a third season of Twin Peaks and the resolution of cliffhangers, and stories of log ladies and Laura Palmer. The biggest question is, "what happened to Cooper?" For those who remember, the fate of #KyleMacLachlan's Special Agent Dale Cooper was left confined to the history pages.
By Tom Chapman8 years ago in Geeks
Could It Be Anymore Awkward? Why Did Matthew Perry Scrap A Whole Episode Of 'Friends'?
As a nugget of '90s and '00s nostalgia, kooky #comedy #Friends has aged incredibly well. However, even as we sing along to "Smelly Cat," learn the rules of Bamboozled!, and mourn the loss of Dr. Drake Ramoray, a few elements have become somewhat cringeworthy with time.
By Tom Chapman8 years ago in Geeks
Wildling, You Make My Heart Sing: Showrunners Tease Misery For Brienne And Tormund On 'Game Of Thrones'
It may be death that usually lingers on the wind in HBO's Game of Thrones, but there could be love in the air when the fantasy saga returns next month. While Jon Snow sticking rough 'n' ready Ygritte with his pointy end was once our favorite pairings on the show, fans are now shipping Brienne of Tarth and Tormund Giantsbane as star-crossed lovers to last the ages.
By Tom Chapman8 years ago in Geeks
Don't Be A Drag(On), Just Be A Queen: Emilia Clarke Won't Be Part Of 'Game Of Thrones' Spin-Off Shows
Spin-offs may be coming to Westeros, but HBO just lost another big player in its race to the Iron Throne of ratings. That's right, Daenerys Targaryen will not be taking flight for further adventures once Season 8 of Game of Thrones comes to an end. We all guess that the girl from Dragonstone will rule over what is left of King's Landing and the the Seven Kingdoms in just 13 episodes time, but don't be expecting her to take us on a "wish you were here" tour of the other realms in her own golden-haired spin-off.
By Tom Chapman8 years ago in Geeks
'Sand' And Deliver: 'Game Of Thrones' Actress Almost Vanished From Season 7
While the fantasy epic that is Game of Thrones may get caught up in superb plots of frozen zombies, humungous dragons, and incest queens, let's take a moment to remember those arcs that don't fly quite so well. From Ayra's trip to Braavos, anything that involves Sam and Gilly, or that Dornish yawnfest from Season 5, HBO can sure drop some clangers when they want.
By Tom Chapman8 years ago in Geeks
Murder He Wrote: ‘Game of Thrones’ Video Recaps All 150,000 of the Show's Deaths
You'd better put down your lunch, because boy do we have a gory story for you. Fans of HBO's Ice and Fire saga will know that murder is the bread and butter of #GameofThrones. Alongside some incestuous bonking and #KitHarington grumpily musing into the distance, having a steady stream of blood is what keeps Thrones flowing.
By Tom Chapman8 years ago in Geeks
