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Hell Desk. Runner-Up in Mismatch Challenge.
Lara glanced around, mostly to have something to do other than watching awkwardly as the assistant tried to stare their clipboard into submission. "I admit, this is not where I expected to end up."
By Natasja Roseabout a month ago in Fiction
Immortal? To Hell!
”Where am I?” Putin asked, feeling out his face. The words came out garbled, splatting blood all over his hands. “Hell!” someone boomed.
By Lana V Lynxabout a month ago in Fiction
How to Survive in an ’80s Horror Movie
If you are reading this, congratulations. You are either incredibly lucky, deeply cautious, or already suspicious enough to know that something is very wrong.
By Erica Roberts about a month ago in Fiction
All Very Straightforward!
Thanks for watering our garden while we’re away. The last person overwatered and several plants died. Here’s the house key, the front lock is a bit tricky. Be sure to check it has actually locked. There’s not much to know… it’s all pretty straightforward. No need to take notes, we’ll show you around. I’m sure you’ll be fine.
By Angie the Archivist 📚🪶about a month ago in Fiction
PFG
“Well, it’s looking pretty grey and dreary out there. What do you think Babe, should we risk the North Shore beach mission or just commit to vegetating in bed all day?”
By Jessica McGlaughlinabout a month ago in Fiction
To Be a Slob. Top Story - January 2026.
So, you've decided to give up being a neat freak? Wise choice. There are many reasons why this path is advantageous. Here are a few:
By Julie Lacksonenabout a month ago in Fiction
Persephone's Porch. Winner in Mismatch Challenge.
"Circe, for Chrissakes, put Cerberus on his leash to keep him off the porch. I don't need him dragging three sets of drooling jowls across it when the nymphs just cleaned." Persephone pulled her blonde hair back and tied it in a loose knot to keep it off her face. "I can't believe Hermes is bringing the whole famdamnily."
By Harper Lewisabout a month ago in Fiction
Hot Buns. Content Warning.
"Now aren’t you a scrumptious thing. My little tart." "Takes one to know one." "You don’t say." "Ohh but I do."
By Addison Mabout a month ago in Fiction
The Land of Umbrellas
Ch. 1 If He Wraps His Car Around a Tree… “I think we should break up,” Lindsay said to Oliver in the darkness. Her voice was little more than a cracked whisper that spoke more of her pain than what her words actually meant.
By Stephanie Van Ormanabout a month ago in Fiction
Just A Friendly Reminder
Hello Residents, this is the President of your HOA, Cardwell Highground, with a friendly reminder to all 711 houses in our Community. (For your assistance, I have underlined items below.)
By Andrea Corwin about a month ago in Fiction
Bolly Me Not on the Lone Prairie
My hoss was restless when I woke. Snortin’ and stampin’ something fierce, grumblin’ and whinnyin’, champin’ at the bit. I glanced around camp. Everything looked normal, at first. Cookie already cooking flapjacks and gritty coffee. Butch already with the wheezes, humming into that old harmonica of his, like he allus did, soon’s the sun comes up. Clive whittling by the fahr, same as allus.
By Meredith Harmonabout a month ago in Fiction
Into the Smallest Room
J glares at the small room he has yet to be able to get into. He's managed to get into every room, big and small, in this whole place. Even managed to get out of the door that leads to the biggest door—though it makes their human very worried; and there are too much open for him to personally. Jay says it is better for their mission if they stayed with their human. But this small room hasn't let him inside yet. J knows one can get inside. He's seen the human take the tiny mouse out of the box and then back in. He's watched from the corner of their eyes as the human opened a latch and sprinkled seeds and grain into the fluff and the mouse peaks out and drags each morsel to the bottom.
By Mellfordabout a month ago in Fiction