Humor
Split Lip
At the hospital, the nurses have got those looks on their faces where you can just forget about patient confidentiality. Behind those raised eyebrows, behind the crinkled-up foreheads, already they’re cooking up the nicknames–what they’re gonna call you after you shed that paper gown and slide your legs back into those pants.
By Maegan Heil28 days ago in Fiction
Anyone Can Become the President of the United States. Content Warning.
Preface – Recently, I saw an international news broadcast where a collection of grade school-aged kids were asked the question, “What steps would you have to take to become the President of the United States?” Based on the results of past Presidential elections in America and the endless barrage of chaos so witlessly (or perhaps purposefully) produced by the winners of those elections, it is safe to say that, “In the United States of America, it is possible for absolutely anyone to become the President!” Deploying the formula that certain leaders of that country appear to have used, I have put together a totally fictional instruction manual suitable for use by anyone who aspires to be the next (or any future) President. What I mean to say is, “If this guy or that guy was actually elected, then maybe these measures and practices, characteristics and behaviors really could work for anyone!!” Please realize also that this, being a fictional piece, any and all statements made and which appear to be references to actual people are purely coincidental. No such references are intended.
By John Oliver Smith29 days ago in Fiction
How to Practice Magic Without Your Wizard Knowing
How to Practice Magic Without Your Wizard Knowing Crafting Your Wizard’s Schedule Knowledge is key! But just knowing is only part of managing your wizard’s schedule. As the apprentice, it is up to you to help create your wizard’s routine. How, you ask? An excellent question. Let me break it down for you. Beware though! Don’t try implementing all these schedule changes at once or your wizard will become suspicious. Slide them in one-by-one, slowly, with precision.
By J.C. Winter29 days ago in Fiction
Getting out of the house can be hard
"Come on Jack, wake up. It's 7:30 already. You'll be late. Don't you wanna have breakfast?" "Mmmmm." "Yeah I know, you probably stayed up till 2 again, playing that stupid game. Whatever, you're not 12 anymore. You do you. But don't say I didn't try when they kick you out of school for too many missed classes."
By Paul Finglabout a month ago in Fiction
The Pot Boiling Over
Once, there was a pot of about 340 million drops and droplets. Most of them would like to think they lived together peacefully for decades, but that wasn’t true. Different regions struggled, sometimes fought, with each other. And the mainstreams still often pursued and attacked the minorities. Law enforcers sometimes pushed minority drops out of the pot, never to be seen again.
By Gabriel Shamesabout a month ago in Fiction
Renzo & Piper's New Year's Eve Party... 🪩🥳🕺🏾💃🏾. Top Story - January 2026.
Hi All! It's Doll Mommy here! How was your New Year's Eve? Did you break out your old Beastie Boys records and get down with the Soul Train get down on the 31st? 🕺🏾💃🏾Paul Revere still slaps! 😁🫶🏾
By Tiffany Gordonabout a month ago in Fiction
