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Music industry and celebrity satire presented by Beat.

Will Tay Tay's Eras Tour Boost Inflation Figures? . Top Story - June 2023.
Not to Blame musical legends Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran, Harry Styles, and even the Collingwood Magpies (I digress from the musicians; yet this iconic Melbourne-based football team do beat to a nice drum) for causing pleasant (or perhaps unpleasant) waves in a cities economy while selling out at their concerts and events, despite "tough" times, and a cost of living crisis; together with a housing crisis, and high inflation. No hate at all. In saying this, there was a TikTok creator who joked about Taylor Swift "saving" a cities economy if such a city gladly welcomes her on tour with open arms. They (as in Ed, Harry, and that AFL team that wear black and white striped jerseys) all raised inflation in Australia in early 2023, according to Shane Wright from The Age. These musicians (and the AFL footy lads) are entrepreneurs, and they deserve to be adequately compensated for their travel time, rehearsal (in the case of a contact sport, training) time; and for the fruits of their hard work in being entertaining to us all in tough times or otherwise. Inspiration should also be taken on the positive impacts they have made to our love of music and cool beats. And to sport for a team of supposed inflation boosters, who apparently "peck" on you in a different way.
By Justine Crowley3 years ago in Beat
Out of Tune: Finding My Rhythm in the Symphony of Life
I always loved the sound of a guitar. There's something magical about the ability to convey emotions with just a few simple chords. I aspired to be a musician, not for the fame or fortune, but for the ability to touch people's hearts with my craft. The trouble was, my fingers were about as nimble as a camel on an ice rink.
By Evan Brown3 years ago in Beat
5 habits of rich person. Content Warning.
In our digital era of financial success, we often look habits and behaviors of people who have already success. It is no secret that the rich think and act differently when it comes to money. By observing their daily routines, we can gain valuable insights and learn from their strategies. In this article, we will tell into the five things that rich people do on a daily basis, providing you with practical advice to boost your financial well-being.
By netstalks3 years ago in Beat
Want to Resolve Marriage Life Issues. Content Warning.
Astrology is an ancient science that deals with the study of the planets and their influence on human life. So Learn Here How to Resolve Marriage Life Issue. Read More:- https://www.astrologysupport.com/want-to-resolve-marriage-life-issue/
By Kapil Kumar 3 years ago in Beat
How to Break Vashikaran on Someone
Vashikaran is an ancient Indian technique that involves the use of powerful spells and rituals to gain control over someone’s thoughts, emotions, and actions. It is believed to be a form of black magic that is used to manipulate and control others for personal gain. However, this practice is highly discouraged and considered unethical in many cultures. If you or someone you know is under the influence of Vashikaran, it can have a detrimental impact on their personal and professional lives. In this article, let’s explore the role of astrology in breaking Vashikaran on someone and what astrology says about this practice.
By Kapil Kumar 3 years ago in Beat
The Enigmatic Rise and Tragic Demise of XXXTentacion
Introduction The late XXXTentacion, born Jahseh Dwayne Ricardo Onfroy on January 23, 1998, in Plantation, Florida, captivated the music industry and his fanbase with his unique blend of genres, including rap, emo, and alternative. In his short-lived career, XXXTentacion achieved widespread fame, not only for his musical talent but also for his controversial persona and troubled personal life. Tragically, his life was cut short when he was shot and killed in June 2018, leaving behind a legacy shrouded in both adoration and mystery.
By Ashok kumar3 years ago in Beat
Music's Effects Our Actions
Music is one of the most influential forms of art, and it can be used to affect behavior in both positive and negative ways. Music has been shown to have a significant effect on people's moods, emotions, behaviors and even physical health. It has also been shown to have some influence over how we make decisions or behave in certain situations. This essay will discuss the impact that music has on our behavior and how this knowledge can be used positively by society as a whole.
By Hoesane Hakkem3 years ago in Beat
Hip-Hop Night's©️
Episode 3- “Shootouts” [This the first episode with a “Cold Open”]: The episode picks up where we left off at the dive bar. Faith is still lying on the floor, dodging bullets, and debris. She looks up to the faces behind the semi-automatic guns and all she can see is black face masks and all black suits. The assault continues for at least another 5 minutes before faith thinks it is safe to get up from her hiding spot, but it was too late. A no name waiter started to run for her as a man, or thug in black behind him, began shooting and riddled his body with bullets so bad that his hand severed, falling to the floor. The hand fell into a pool of blood, splashing some onto Faith’s top. She was trembling. Now faith was face to face with one of the thugs. She was terrified so much that she lost her urine. “Will I suffer the same fate that my late husband did?” she thought to herself. As soon as she could continue her mental assessment of the situation, the thugs exited. The only sound you could hear were sobbing and screams of pain from the injured. Earl was all she could think of. As she finally got up from the floor, she rushed over to the table where her and DMX were about to have their meal. A NYCPD officer was entering the bar with swat included. Before she could advance further to the table, one of the officers stopped her. “There is nothing you want to see Miss” the young officer said with a dose of compassion. As soon as Faith noticed that compassion, she caught a glimpse of Earl saturated with blood. His eyes looked like doll eyes, fixed on the ceiling. He looked dead. Faith then let out a scream with the highest decibel it could shatter whatever glass left intact.
By Brian 3 years ago in Beat
What is Dolby Atmos?
Dolby Atmos is a revolutionary sound technology that has changed the way we experience audio in movies, music, and video games. It has become increasingly popular among audiophiles and enthusiasts alike due to its immersive and multi-dimensional sound quality. Dolby Atmos provides a more realistic and engaging sound experience that allows listeners to feel like they are in the middle of the action. In this article, we will explore the features and benefits of Dolby Atmos and how it has revolutionized the world of sound.
By Arivu3 years ago in Beat
"Beat: Your Ultimate Guide to the Future of Music"
Beat is the ultimate destination for music lovers, offering a wide range of resources and tools to help you explore, discover, and enjoy your favorite tunes. Whether you're a seasoned musician, a casual listener, or just getting started, our platform has something for everyone.
By Shivam Rai 3 years ago in Beat
Spotify - How to Make Money on the Popular Music Streaming Platform
Spotify - How to Make Money on the Popular Music Streaming Platform As a popular music streaming platform, Spotify is used by millions of people worldwide. It provides users with an opportunity to access music and podcasts from different genres, artists, and regions. While it is primarily a platform for music streaming, it also provides an opportunity for content creators to monetize their music and podcasts.
By R Raja3 years ago in Beat
Rick Henry's Rock Show. Top Story - April 2023.
Welcome to Rick Henry's Rock Concert! Or as I like to call it, "Rick's Trip Down Memory Lane, with a Side of Rock." So, buckle up, folks, because we're about to take a ride through the ages and stages of my life. And don't worry, there won't be any pit stops for diaper changes, I promise.
By Rick Henry Christopher 3 years ago in Beat