Angelica Sexton

How Is This Even Possible

Wow, I never thought I would see the day that I would be in the hospital, laying on a wee wee pad. Yes, you read this correct. There I was, buttass naked, laying in the hospital with a wee wee pad, (the potty trainers used for tiny dogs) bleeding literally what felt like a gallon of blood. I don’t even know how I managed to make the drive to the ER. I was in agonizing pain and walking like a had a corn cob stuck up my toosh. I could only imagine what they were going to say during conversations over how to handle my accident.