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If Anything Happens to Me: Lancaster County Is Trying to Kill Me
The Warning I Have to Leave Behind I admit it, I'm afraid they gonna kill me for this. -Tom MacDonald If you are reading this, it means the danger I’ve been living with is no longer hypothetical. I am a lawyer, a survivor, and a writer. My work has pulled back the curtain on corruption in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania—corruption that runs through the Sheriff’s Department, county commissioners, judges, and the solicitor’s office.
By Sunshine Firecracker5 months ago in The Swamp
Jalen Carter Spits on Dak Prescott A Shocking NFL Moment
Introduction In a stunning turn of events during the 2025 NFL season opener, Philadelphia Eagles’ standout defensive tackle Jalen Carter was ejected before even playing a snap—for allegedly spitting on Cowboys QB Dak Prescott. The incident not only altered the game’s momentum but also sent social media into a frenzy across the U.S.
By KAMRAN AHMAD5 months ago in The Swamp
Eagle The Enduring Symbol of America
Introduction: The Eagle as America’s Identity Few symbols are as deeply tied to the United States as the eagle. Chosen as the national emblem in 1782, the bald eagle represents freedom, power, and resilience. From government seals to sports mascots and even pop culture, the eagle continues to dominate as a unifying trend across the country.
By KAMRAN AHMAD5 months ago in The Swamp
Gold could hit nearly $5,000 if Trump undermines Fed, says Goldman Sachs
Goldman Sachs has made the bold prediction that if Donald Trump wins the presidential election and follows through on his stated desire to exert stronger influence over the Federal Reserve, the price of gold could soar close to $5,000 per ounce. The Wall Street bank explained in a recent note to clients that the combination of political uncertainty, potential fiscal expansion, and a weakening of the central bank’s independence could create the perfect environment for investors to rush into safe haven assets. Gold has long been viewed as a hedge against instability and inflation, and any disruption to the credibility of the United States’ monetary policy could magnify demand.
By GLOBAL NEWS5 months ago in The Swamp
TACO Calling PACO - 3
This conversation happened on September 3, 2025, after Trump watched clips from the military parade President Xi of China threw on the Tiananmen Square (!!!) to celebrate the end of WW2. The parade was attended by Putin, Kim Jon Un and other heads of states who'd gathered for the Shanghai Cooperation Organization's summit in Tianjin, China (Aug.31-Sept.1). Many experts see the summit as China's attempt to redefine the global relationships toward a multi-polar world with many centers of power and influence, and the parade - as a deliberate showoff of the Chinese military might and advanced military tech and equipment.
By Lana V Lynx5 months ago in The Swamp
Prime Minister of Yemen's Houthi-Run Government Killed in Israeli Strike
**Prime Minister of Yemen's Houthi-Run Government Killed in Israeli Strike** In a shocking turn of events, the Prime Minister of Yemen’s Houthi-run government was killed in an Israeli airstrike, marking a significant escalation in the already volatile political and military landscape of the Middle East. The death of Abdul-Aziz bin Habtour, a high-ranking official in the Houthi-led administration, has shook Yemen, the region, and the international community. The strike, which occurred near the capital city of Sana’a, was reportedly a precision missile attack carried out by Israeli forces. While Israel has neither confirmed nor denied its involvement directly, sources close to the situation suggest that it was part of a broader strategy to target individuals linked to Iran and its allies in Yemen, as Israel has been vocal in its opposition to Iranian influence in the region. The Israeli government has, in recent years, increased its focus on containing Iran's influence, particularly within the Houthi movement, which has long been supported by Tehran.
By GLOBAL NEWS5 months ago in The Swamp
States Where You Can Still Get a COVID-19 Vaccine at CVS After RFK Jr. Policy Changes
**States where CVS still sells the COVID-19 vaccine after JFK Policy Changes** As of late August 2025, changes in U.S. federal vaccine policy have significantly impacted the way COVID-19 vaccines are distributed, particularly at retail locations like CVS. Under Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the U.S. The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) issued stricter guidelines regarding eligibility for the COVID-19 vaccine, restricting access to individuals over the age of 75 or those with specific high-risk medical conditions. Consequently, CVS has modified its vaccine availability policies to provide varying levels of access based on state regulations. ### Overview of the Policy Changes
By GLOBAL NEWS5 months ago in The Swamp
When Accountability Becomes Optional: The Problem with Qualified Immunity
Accountability is supposed to be the bedrock of justice. If a citizen violates the law, consequences follow. But what happens when the people enforcing the law — police officers, prison guards, government officials — are shielded from consequences? That’s where qualified immunity enters the picture. This isn’t a theoretical exercise for me. My own journey as a citizen in Ephrata, facing multiple violations of my rights by government actors here, is what forced me into this classroom.
By Sunshine Firecracker6 months ago in The Swamp
Amazon now sells used Hertz rental cars
Amazon has once again expanded its vast marketplace in a way that surprises industry analysts and excites consumers. The company that began as an online bookseller and grew into a retail and logistics empire is now selling used Hertz rental cars directly on its platform. This move demonstrates how Amazon continues to blur the lines between traditional commerce and digital convenience while further cementing its influence across multiple industries.
By GLOBAL NEWS6 months ago in The Swamp
Sunshine Firecracker vs. the Ephrata Police Department: A Small-Town Saga of Big Trucks, Bigger Egos, and Zero Chill
POV: You live in Ephrata, Pennsylvania. Population: 12 goats, a Dairy Queen, and about six people who actually want to be on the town council.
By Sunshine Firecracker6 months ago in The Swamp
