satire

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COVID-19 Turned One Year Old
Happy birthday you crazy girl, you so wild. Our dear friend COVID-19 turned one year old. They grow up so fast. In this one year, COVID-19 has shown us that the government does not care about us (wow shocker I know right), other countries know what they are doing (wait so we're not the best country in the world?), and that money has no meaning.
By M. Garcia5 years ago in The Swamp
THE OXYMORONIC TIMES
New Disease Plagues New World Order Future Overlords Ask "What the FRAS?!" You may be one of many adults worldwide who have been exposed to lethal levels of chronic bullshit, putting you at risk for developing Forced Reality Awareness Syndrome or FRAS.
By Althea Veritas5 years ago in The Swamp
What’s Worse Than the Boogeyman?
I don’t know if my American brethren of a different hue truly hate people like me, but the idyllic institutional constructs created to share the dream of our founding fathers is steeped in systemic racism and economic oppression that my American dreams has been nightmarish.
By Charles C. Campbell5 years ago in The Swamp
A Man Like Jim Tanner
Jimmy shuffled his feet on the floor of the headmaster’s office and rearranged his hands. Not happy with that configuration either, he shifted it again. His hands couldn’t find a happy way to sit on his lap. Absently, he kept at it.
By Tom Martin5 years ago in The Swamp
The Child President
Little Don Gold was a big town resident, living with his mom and dad; he told his mom he wanted to be President... he said that would make him glad.
By Dennel B Tyon5 years ago in The Swamp
MAYDAYS
MAYDAY 1818: SATURDAY, OCTOBER 10, 2020 URANTIA FIRST Do help me help Art. Help me help him to get us, to save ourselves. A puzzling mystery, this poem, penned by George Washington and since handed down — president, to president.
By Miguel Vera5 years ago in The Swamp
The Hope for American Democracy
As she opened her eyes, the brisk air filled her tired lungs. She wiped the eye crusties off and remembered that she hadn’t removed her mascara and bright crimson lipstick last night. She looked across the room and her roommate, Evellynne was passed out on the emerald velvet (faux velvet) couch with her stick-straight purple hair hanging in her face.
By Sara Sublette5 years ago in The Swamp
My 2024 Presidential Bid Continued (More Stuff)
As you are all aware by now, I am running for President in 2024, 2028 and every 4 years after. Unlike other President’s I will not spend my time playing golf. I do not like the game, but I will be gaming in the evening and you are welcome to visit my YouTube gaming channel. Just click on the video embedded to this story and subscribe. Please read my other stories where I am running for President and watch my videos that are embedded. I will outline a few more things I plan as your next President in 2024. Everything is my opinion. Off topic, I find it interesting that Sasha Cohen is making another Borat movie. I doubt he will go through a leftist demonstration with MAGA stuff on and then go through a Trump demonstration with Biden or leftist stuff on it. We all know it will be the leftist that will attack him physically and get in his face, but it would be funny to see. This is what I mean when I mention the biases in the media and from celebrities. Now I cannot stand Trump and if is still President when I take office, I do plan to have the White House refumigated and cleaned thoroughly but a media personality or celebrity should show both sides. Trust me they are both but in different ways (I am referring to the extremist not everyday people.).
By Ferrari King5 years ago in The Swamp
Beneath the White House
At the end of the normal work day, the real work begins. It’s six p.m., the White House staff has left for the day. The cleaning crew begins their rounds. They begin by doing the usual dusting, wiping down the computer screens, gathering dirty glasses, ashtrays, etc.
By Gayle5 years ago in The Swamp
My 2024 Presidential Bid continued
As you know by now and if you don’t please read my last 2 stories about my 2024 President, I am running for President in 2024 and every 4 years after that. Yes, this is a joke, but I will take my duties seriously if elected. At least I have a degree in Molecular Biology and Biochemistry, and understand science, evidence and much more. I have no money to run and you need money sadly, which is why we have bad politicians. You can also watch my Presidential videos on my YouTube channel. Let’s get this party started.
By Ferrari King5 years ago in The Swamp
My 2024 Presidential Bid part 2
I hope you decide to watch all my videos of me running for President. It is not to be taken seriously but if by some great miracle I were to ever win then I would take the job seriously. This is meant to be forever 4 years not just 2024. Please read part 1 to this.
By Ferrari King5 years ago in The Swamp
My 2024 Presidential Bid
I am not being serious but if I am elected in 2024, 2028 or whatever the year I will take my duties seriously. I have plenty of videos of what I will do if I were President on my YouTube gaming channel. This should not be taken seriously unless you are willing to vote for me. A President is only as good as his advisors and his/her willingness to listen to them. I will make a quick list, but I go in depth on my YouTube channel.
By Ferrari King5 years ago in The Swamp