It’s sad, but true, I don’t know what to do
Have dunny and money, but no tissue is the issue
Perplexed, distressed, I need to do a poo
Be aware, shop shelves are bare, issue still the tissue
Panic buying, crazy stockpiling, what is this disease?
Like sheep they flock and shelves destock, it’s madness
Not diarrhoea, it’s flu, extra paper, no need, stop please
Pensioners live mostly week by week, no paper causes sadness
Covid 19 a concern, from experts we learn, motivation!
Hygiene habits a must, in experts we trust, be strong
Social media is fun but not for facts information
Stockpiling, no vigilance, poor habits, all that is wrong
What can I do? I am still at the loo
Creative solutions required for after a poo
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Ian McKenzie
Lover of life and all it has to offer. Retired from full-time employment, but keeping busy with things I am passionate about including: family, friends, photography, writing, sustainability and keeping Australian native stingless bees.
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