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From Employee to Shareholder: The Power of Share Incentive Plans. Content Warning.
Employee share incentive plans (SIPs) have emerged as a powerful tool for businesses to motivate and retain top talent. These plans not only benefit employees but also bolster company performance. In this blog, we’ll explore the intricacies of SIPs and how they transform employees into shareholders, creating a more engaged and productive workforce.
By Munnazir Zarin2 years ago in Journal
Chasing the Ole American Dream
I always wonder if cavemen and women knew what time was. And if so, did it seem to accelerate and decelerate to them, as it appears to us today? The concept of time has only changed recently (a few thousand years ago since we developed a calendar) and decided to over-civilize our culture. Does time speed up and slow down? I think not (maybe on a millisecond scale if you consider rotations of the earth and electromagnetic cycles and fields). Because of this quandary, let us consider a few concepts: First, consider a metal spring. When you squeeze it, it becomes smaller in length, right? Well, not really. It always goes back to its original size (length) when you release it and take the pressure off. Modern calendars are the pressure to the spring in this analogy. The spring is truly always a fixed size but has open space in the middle between both ends that is not compressed without pressure. Like compressing a spring, calendars squeeze out all the space in our days and weeks that would otherwise be free time or freedom.
By Tony Martello2 years ago in Journal
How To Bridge the Gap between Western and Indian Management Approaches
Indian Ethos in management Bridging the Gap between Western and Indian Management Approaches Indian Ethos in management India is the land of diverse cultures. Where we live submerged in the sweetness of nuanced flavors of customs that make us alive. Lost in a land of fondness, enriched by the tenderness of beliefs we all are different in existing realities, but there is one thing that binds us together-food.
By Hridya Sharma2 years ago in Journal
The Soft Touch Suede Jacket's Elegant Appeal: A Style Guide. Content Warning.
Certain classic pieces stand out in the ever-changing world of fashion for their enduring appeal and varied style. Among these, the soft touch suede jacket stands out for its perfect balance of elegance and comfort. We'll look at the allure of the suede jacket and how to fit it into your wardrobe for a smart and professional look in this style guide.
By Angelina Johnson2 years ago in Journal
From Wall Street to Shared Spaces: A Finance Manager's Journey in Coworking. Content Warning.
In the fast-paced world of finance, professionals often find themselves navigating the concrete canyons of Wall Street. However, there's a growing trend that's steering finance managers away from traditional office setups towards more dynamic and collaborative environments – coworking spaces.
By Munnazir Zarin2 years ago in Journal
Omar's Diary to 20th December 2023
Since my last diary, 26th November 2023 passim, the rhythm of life here at Omar Towers has been somewhat distracted. Most recently Man Servant has been diagnosed with prostate cancer. This came as quite a shock to everyone here and to family and friends as this news spread. Needless to say, there have been some very down days but those downs have been ameliorated as he has undergone various tests and scans. All of these so far have confirmed it has not spread from where it should be and will be manageable with regular check-ups, no play on words intended, and medications. He was at the hospital yesterday for a procedure to obtain some samples and once they have been cultured for a few weeks we will know if it is an aggressive form of cancer or not. Hopefully that is the last procedure he will have the indignity of undergoing for quite a while.
By Alan Russell2 years ago in Journal
Growing Up and Growing Pains: A Deep Dive into Child Benefits at 16. Content Warning.
As adolescents enter the pivotal age of 16, a myriad of changes and challenges arise, not just for them but also for their parents. One significant aspect to navigate during this transition is understanding the child benefits available in the UK at this age. In this blog post, we'll take a closer look at the various child benefits, their implications, and how they play a crucial role in the lives of teenagers and their families.
By Munnazir Zarin2 years ago in Journal
