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Juventus exit in extra time at PSV completes sorry hat trick for Italy in Champions League playoffs
In one of the most disappointing and dramatic nights for Italian football, Juventus saw their Champions League dreams dashed in the most agonizing way. After 120 minutes of play and a heart-stopping extra time, Juventus were eliminated by Dutch side PSV Eindhoven in the Champions League playoffs. This defeat comes as part of a larger and troubling trend for Italy’s top football clubs in European competition, as Juventus’ early exit completes a dismal hat-trick for Italian teams this season.
By Arean Ahamad12 months ago in Journal
Liverpool held by Villa but go eight points clear
In a thrilling Premier League weekend that saw high drama and intense competition, Liverpool’s match against Aston Villa provided more than enough excitement, though the result was a little less than what Jurgen Klopp’s men would have hoped for. Despite being held to a 1-1 draw at Villa Park, Liverpool’s position at the top of the Premier League table remains more secure than ever, as they extend their lead to eight points over their nearest rivals. With the title race continuing to heat up, this match highlighted the relentless pursuit of greatness that defines the Merseyside club, as well as the challenges that lie ahead as they push towards the coveted Premier League trophy.
By Arean Ahamad12 months ago in Journal
Death toll rises in Pike County due to severe weather
In a devastating turn of events, Pike County, a rural region in the heart of the United States, has become the center of tragedy as severe weather conditions have claimed multiple lives. The death toll continues to rise in the aftermath of intense storms that swept across the region, causing widespread damage, flooding, and destruction. This tragic event has captured national attention as local authorities, rescue teams, and residents work tirelessly to recover from the devastation.
By Arean Ahamad12 months ago in Journal
The White Lotus Season 3
The White Lotus is a popular TV series that has gained worldwide attention for its unique storytelling, dark humor, and social commentary. The show, created by Mike White, follows wealthy guests at luxurious resorts while revealing their hidden flaws and personal struggles. After the success of the first two seasons, fans are eagerly waiting for The White Lotus Season 3. Here is everything we know so far about the upcoming season.
By Farhan Sayed12 months ago in Journal
Dogs, Dealers and Double Wides:. Content Warning.
"Stop looking at me." The thought hit me hard as Misty—muscle-bound, blue-nosed, and entirely too enthusiastic—stared me down. I had no idea how much she weighed, but she was solid. Unshakable. The kind of dog that, in another time and place, I would have crossed the street to avoid.
By L.K. Rolan12 months ago in Journal
Unmasking.
Do you feel like you are crazy? Living with undiagnosed neurodivergent conditions certainly takes its toll on you, and this was a poem I wrote on one of the many days I felt boxed, drained, and fed up with the highly neurotypical environment we live in, that refuses to accommodate anything else. This is the Do You Think You Are Crazy? poem. For those that feel crazy, I hope you relate to this.
By Marvelous Michael12 months ago in Journal
A Cowardly World: Trump’s Gaza “Riviera” and the Silence That Enables It
The Grand Vision: Ethnic Cleansing as a Real Estate Opportunity In a world where morality is measured in square footage and human lives are collateral for geopolitical deals, Donald Trump has unveiled his latest masterpiece: a plan to “clean out” Gaza, forcibly displace its 1.5 million Palestinian inhabitants, and transform the war-ravaged strip into a luxury playground for the global elite—a “Riviera of the Middle East.” Never one to shy away from combining colonial nostalgia with capitalist zeal, Trump, the self-styled “deal-maker,” has proposed relocating Palestinians to neighboring Arab nations like Jordan and Egypt, despite their vehement rejections.
By Francisco Navarroabout a year ago in Journal
The Reptilian Conspiracy: Are World Leaders Secretly Alien Lizards?
The Reptilian Humanoid Conspiracy Theory: A Deep Dive Introduction: The Rise of Conspiracy Theories In recent times, conspiracy theories have gained significant traction, especially in the so-called "civilized West." With every major global event, these theories resurface, capturing the imagination of millions. One such theory that has recently gained attention revolves around U.S. President Joe Biden. However, the focus isn’t on his policies or political decisions—it’s on his behavior, speech, and facial expressions. According to some theorists, Biden is not entirely human. He’s been accused of being a robot, with unnatural speech, unsteady movements, and a lack of blinking. These claims, though lacking evidence, have sparked widespread discussion.
By QuirkTalesabout a year ago in Journal
The strangest sects in the world | The last one is the most dangerous
Introduction: "I'm the messenger, nothing more. Coffee is forbidden. Tea is forbidden. Tobacco is forbidden. Using technology is forbidden. Driving a car is heresy and blasphemy. Golden tablets and new prophets. And most importantly, the prophets are not humans, but hybrid creatures between humans and extraterrestrials. No, it’s not me who says that. These are the beliefs of religions and sects that exist in our world, among you... and perhaps you don't even know about them."
By QuirkTalesabout a year ago in Journal
