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Exit Interview: The Queen of Responsibility
Dedicated to everyone who's been stretched a bit too thin 🌹🍷 *** LIVE on "The Late Responsibility Show" An Exclusive Interview Tonight’s guest? America’s Sweetheart of Sanity. Her Majesty, the Designated Responsible One herself!
By Dalma Ubitz9 months ago in Journal
Hello Out There
Hopefully i can write a little easier behind this pseudo character. Who I am is irrelevant. I am an individual like anyone else that has been through life, and societies ups and downs. What i will say is that i live in the United States, and if you've been paying attention to the news, you know how much of a shit show that is right now.
By Persephone Morrigan9 months ago in Journal
The Rise of Artificial Intelligence: How AI Is Reshaping Our Future Across Every Industry
A decade ago, Artificial Intelligence (AI) was a buzzword found mostly in tech conferences and science fiction novels. Fast forward to today, and it’s part of our everyday lives — driving the future of work, healthcare, education, creativity, and even how we form relationships. As we stand at the edge of an AI-driven era, it’s clear: AI is not coming — it’s already here.
By Shakil Sorkar9 months ago in Journal
I Had No Money, But I Had a Dream – My Journey as a Beginner Writer
There was a time in my life when I had nothing — no job, no savings, not even the money to afford a cup of tea. But I had one thing that no one could take away from me: a dream to become a writer.
By Shakil Sorkar9 months ago in Journal
Youth Is Calling
To Being an Adult, I quit. I’ve had enough of this being mature bullshit and having to keep a job. I just want to be a kid again. To go back to the carefree days that I don’t have to worry about bills. Or if I have a roof over my head. What kind of food will I eat if I get any at all. What I want to worry about is what kind of games I’m going to play.
By Raphael Fontenelle9 months ago in Journal
How Google’s AI Chatbot is Changing the Future of Search Engines
🧠How Google’s AI Chatbot is Changing the Future of Search Engines The digital world is evolving at an unprecedented pace, and at the heart of this transformation lies Google’s AI chatbot, a powerful innovation that is redefining how we interact with search engines. Gone are the days when users typed fragmented keywords into search bars. Today, thanks to AI, users expect dynamic, conversation-like interactions that deliver relevant, accurate, and context-aware results.
By Shakil Sorkar9 months ago in Journal
Google Unveils A.I. Chatbot, Signaling a New Era for Search
Introduction: A Paradigm Shift in Search In a landmark announcement at its annual I/O conference, Google unveiled "AI Mode," a transformative feature that integrates an AI-powered chatbot directly into its search engine. This development marks a significant departure from traditional search methods, introducing a conversational interface that allows users to interact with Google's search engine in a more intuitive and dynamic manner. CEO Sundar Pichai described this as a "total reimagining of search," emphasizing the company's commitment to evolving alongside user needs and technological advancements.
By Shakil Sorkar9 months ago in Journal
Trump, visiting Capitol Hill, warns House Republicans against opposing his bill
Trump Presses House Republicans to Unite Behind Sweeping Tax and Spending Bill May 21, 2025 On May 20, 2025, former President Donald Trump made a significant appearance on Capitol Hill, urging House Republicans to rally behind his comprehensive tax and spending legislation, dubbed the "One Big Beautiful Bill Act." This 1,116-page proposal aims to extend and expand the 2017 tax cuts, eliminate taxes on tips and auto loan interest, increase the standard deduction, and expand the child tax credit. However, it also includes substantial cuts to programs like Medicaid, food stamps, and green energy initiatives, leading to divisions within the Republican Party.
By Shakil Sorkar9 months ago in Journal
How to watch the Google I/O 2025 keynote tomorrow
Google I/O 2025, Google's annual developer conference, is set to commence on Tuesday, May 20, 2025, at 10:00 AM Pacific Time (PDT). Standard Time (BST). The event will be held at the Shoreline Amphitheater in Mountain View, California, and will be livestreamed globally. How to Watch the Google I/O 2025 Keynote
By Shakil Sorkar9 months ago in Journal
Stale Mate
Dear my friend, who needs to listen to my every word. I am done. I’ve finally had enough of it all. Now is the time to pack it all in because I can’t stomach it anymore. For hours I wait to be greeted and yet you pay me no attention. The moment I wake I am full of energy, ready to start the day and yet you have no time for me. Why bother in the first place? Do you even bother to look at me?
By Elizabeth Butler9 months ago in Journal
"Gentlemen - ladies - I wash my hands of this madness". Content Warning.
To My “Beloved” Students, Congratulations! You’ve done it. You’ve finally broken me. I am officially resigning from my post as your glorified babysitter, unpaid therapist, personal Google, and the human embodiment of “Why do we even need to learn this?” Effective immediately (or earlier, if the urge to run screaming into the woods becomes too strong to resist), I am taking my red pens, my lesson plans, and the last shreds of my dignity (and sanity) and walking directly into the sunset. Or traffic. TBD.
By Sara Little9 months ago in Journal
