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The Irony of Minimalism

Compared to Maximalism

By Seashell Harpspring Published about 13 hours ago 3 min read

Minimalism does not mean less money

This word minimalism seems like the definition is "not buying stuff," but can be more in line more with the rich buying beige cars every few months. Rich people use this as a way to show they have the time and means to constantly keep their extremely white sheets and couches clean. They like the idea of having as inoffensive of a home as possible. There is no reason to have out a bunch of personal lore and beliefs when that could cause such a stir! No one shall stare at and judge their shelves full of cute items!

Maximalists live in a world of authenticity and personality

These are people who can express themselves and share amongst others. Adding color to their lives brings them joy and maximalists do not care about offending others. Many maximalist items come from antiques shops and thrift stores, so they are usually pretty affordable. Cars become a frenzy of colorful ducks or small stuffed animals sitting on the dash board. Sharing and caring amongst these types of communities is more important than showing off a clean house.

Rich People Are Afraid of the Consequences of "The Cost"

Rich people are concerned about what they can afford to gain, so when they are better off playing a part in a performance instead of giving their house an authentic personality, this is the choice they make. They trade money with pieces of their soul like a chisel hacking at each and every little penny that goes to their decorations. Home décor that comes to look like the inside of a hotel that you only stay for one night instead of a full home set up to feel comfortable and reside in forever.

The Middle Class Appreciates Items

When minimalists can afford whatever they want, they buy something willy-nilly and post for all to see. They make fun of those who saved up what little cents they could and scoff at when you can finally get that cute little figurine you have always wanted. They brag about how they could buy the same item within seconds while sitting in a living room that has a TV with too many remote buttons for them to even turn on. The middle class just need items to function and bring joy. They only need a plug and a button instead of hiring someone to come and feed all their wires to become hidden across the house. The mindset of putting away clutter brings to light what those homes may be trying to hide.

Breakable White Porcelain

Fancy overpriced fine crystal and white plates or sculptures can be easily replaced in a household where money is not as huge of an issue. Having display items with color that can be salvaged when knocked is the best way to go! The high anxiety of living in a house that is oh so shiny but ready to go flying to the floor with a big crash does not sound like any fun. The item was overpriced, breakable, and not vibrant? No thank you!

Maximalists love that life has meaning

Bringing symbolism to items is just like how the curtains are blue and why in a book. Color schemes bring out different emotions and meanings behind life. Patterns have interest and curations behind them that a beige wall could never represent. Those that complain about combining clashing colors need to loosen up and live a little. Find the joys in pairing pieces that aren't the latest trend or brings whimsy within the home for excitement within the space!

Irony

About the Creator

Seashell Harpspring

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