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The Problem With Pronouns
There is an inherent problem people have with "pronouns" and the use of them. More specifically, their own use of them, their acceptance of your use of them, and what they mean to their own sense of stability and the future as a whole. The problem is, what we, the newer generation, think is acceptable, is just completely ass backwards for the older generation.
By Kerry Williams3 years ago in Humor
Why I'm Convinced My Printer is Possessed
The moment I swiped my card at the electronic store, I was living my best life. After years of lugging my laptop to the public library and tolerating their prehistoric printing facilities, I'd finally acquired my own printer. Little did I know, I was signing up for a comedic horror story featuring demonic circuits, possessed ink cartridges, and more paper jams than a bureaucrat's worst nightmare. Here's why I'm convinced my printer is possessed.
By Nathan Chen3 years ago in Humor
"Laughs and Lessons: A Comedy Series"
๐๐ต๐ฎ๐ฝ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ญ: "๐ง๐ต๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐ผ๐ณ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐ ๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐น๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ป๐๐"โฃ ๐๐บ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐๐ด๐ช๐ด: ๐๐ฐ๐ฃ, ๐ข ๐ข๐ฃ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ต-๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ญ๐ข๐ธ๐บ๐ฆ๐ณ, ๐ข๐ณ๐ณ๐ช๐ท๐ฆ๐ด ๐ข๐ต ๐ธ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฌ ๐ธ๐ช๐ต๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต ๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐๐ข๐ฏ๐ต๐ด. ๐๐ฆ ๐ต๐ณ๐ช๐ฆ๐ด ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฉ๐ช๐ฅ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ช๐ค๐ข๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ต ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ช๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ต๐ณ๐ถ๐จ๐จ๐ญ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ธ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ช๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ณ๐ต๐ข๐ฏ๐ต ๐ค๐ข๐ด๐ฆ. ๐๐ฆ๐ด๐ด๐ฐ๐ฏ: ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ช๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ณ๐ต๐ข๐ฏ๐ค๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ด๐ฆ๐ญ๐ง-๐ค๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ง๐ช๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ค๐ฆ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ๐ค๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ด๐ฆ๐ต๐ฃ๐ข๐ค๐ฌ๐ด.โฃ
By Christopher Capellan3 years ago in Humor
Work from Home Fails: The Hilarious Hazards of Turning Your Bed into an Office
Ever since the world went remote, my bed has been more than just a place for sleep. It's an office, a dining room, and sometimes, a conference hall. Yes, my bed has seen more PowerPoint presentations than a corporate CEO.
By Utkarsh Sinha3 years ago in Humor
I Dabble in Karate. Top Story - June 2023.
โForty jumping jacks, here we go!โ โONE, MAโAMโ โTWO, MAโAMโ โTHREE, MAโAMโ Uh oh. I think Iโve pissed myselfโฆNo, Iโm sure Iโve pissed myself. Itโs just a little drop, but if I donโt get to the bathroom now, weโre going to have a real problem. Thankfully, Iโm in the back row, so I can sneak off to the facilities as discreetly as possible.
By Leslie Writes3 years ago in Humor
The Crew. Runner-Up in Pitch Your Pilot Challenge.
The Short Pitch: Lost in Space meets Firefly meets The Office. The Pitch: Three brothers, the anxious and pragmatic Simon Shelby, a master of navigating bureaucracy, the sarcastic hoverchair-bound Henry, a reckless pilot, and the emotionally sensitive hulk Dylan, a competent and disciplined soldier, after inheriting a spaceship from their father, attempt to make a living in a galaxy rife with crime, corruption, societal decay, and bureaucratic two-stepping. Simon wants to pursue legitimate business ventures, instead of executing Dylanโs mercenary contracts or engaging in Henryโs illegal smuggling. The season begins in the wake of a disaster, referenced only in flashbacks. Simon and his brothers are about to transition into the legitimate business of luxury transport when they discover that a wrong turn has dropped them 150 years into the future. Galactic bureaucracy has grown completely out of control and getting their transport certification is going to require six months of observation by a government functionary, Polly Whetstone.
By Mack Devlin3 years ago in Humor
Eternal Nightlife
Synopsis: "Eternal Nightlife" revolves around Karmilla, a 174-year-old immortal blood-sucker who struggles to find the perfect source of untainted human blood in the modern world. With her sarcastic wit, a penchant for mischief, and an unexpected encounter with a hopeless romantic, Karmilla's life takes a hilarious turn as she navigates the complexities of love, friendship, and immortality.
By Karina Thyra3 years ago in Humor
Pray for me
PRAY FOR ME Once upon a time, in the serene town of Willowbrook, nestled amidst rolling green hills and babbling brooks, there resided two mischievous young boys named Tommy and Joey. Their house stood at the end of a picturesque lane, where colorful flowers bloomed and the air carried the sweet scent of freshly baked goods from the nearby bakery.
By Daniel Ligairi3 years ago in Humor
