Sarcasm

What I've Learned from Living in Montréal...
It must be said that certain towns have a charm of their own, one that you do not appreciate until you leave and see what the wider world provides. I have lived in Montréal since the early 2000s (had visited in 1999 after attending a wedding), and I see no reason to return to my hometown (Hamilton), its loud neighbour (Toronto), or any other region I cannot afford or access without the benefit of an automobile.
By Kendall Defoe 2 years ago in Humor
I thought I had the job
I guess the answer is no. I stayed home all day Monday. My phone was always by my side all day, waiting for that text, that email, or that call. I was hoping it was a phone call: something as monumental as what I was oh-so-much expecting, surely, was worth a phone call. I was sure — darn sure — they had all my contact information. I wanted to phone. Sure, did. But I knew she would be very busy, flying to Philadelphia where, I heard through credible news services, she was making the big announcement. Philadelphia? You kiddin’ me? Talk about full circle.
By Cam Tait2 years ago in Humor
Starving Artist Stops Abusing Food. Top Story - August 2024.
I often see those success stories of people with humble and/or difficult beginnings finally breaking into the entertainment industry as a writer or actor. He was living out of his car before he made it. Wow, my car looks like someone lives in it, but that's it. Her parents abandoned her and she bounced from foster home to foster home before achieving success. Wow, I have great and supportive parents. Bummer. He worked at a grocery store during the day and pulled overnight shifts as a janitor for years before he was discovered. Wow! I deal with shit at work, but not literal shit! I’ve looked at my own life. My parents didn’t abandon me, I hadn’t gone through financial hardships that cost me a home… I don’t have this incredible story of rags to riches. I’m just over here… living. So, am I going to be able to make it as a writer without the story? It’s as if I need the tough beginnings in order to make it, and I didn’t have those. However, I may finally have someone to thank. My job. My job may have given me just what I needed.
By Stephen Kramer Avitabile2 years ago in Humor
SISTERHOOD OF TREACHERY
There aren’t enough fingers on my hands to count the women I have befriended and been disappointed by. It’s not their fault. My expectations for close female friendships are too high for anyone to measure up.
By Tina D'Angelo2 years ago in Humor
Dear Supermarket Management,
I’m so glad I need to come into your store every day. If I didn’t, I would probably have to add at least 30 minutes to my regular exercise routine to make up for what I would lose in activity levels.
By Suzy Jacobson Cherry2 years ago in Humor
In the MEANtime. Content Warning.
Ya know, the more I think about it… I never had these problems as an adolescent. I mean, of course, I had my cycle, but the hormones, good God, the hormones… they were never like this. At the most, maybe I would crave something sweet or just want to be left alone. But now? Oh, now I get downright mean! And most times I don’t show it, but I feel my fucking blood boiling (and not the blood that’s coming out of me). But seriously, every little thing just pisses me off, and it’s like… well, shit, I guess I’m in the meantime. This normally happens right before the cycle begins.
By Crystal Cane2 years ago in Humor
Nandhan and priya
In the bustling corridors of Aether College, where the hum of electronic gadgets and the murmur of eager students filled the air, Nandhan and Priya's paths crossed. Both were students in the Electronics and Communication Engineering (ECE) department, their lives interwoven by fate and a shared passion for technology.
By Mohamed Wahid2 years ago in Humor
The Canadian soccer drone scandal. AI-Generated.
Memo to all Canadians: let’s pool all our savings — if we have such funds in these economically challenged times — and buy as many gull darn drones we can. Send out social media posts, asking for as many people as possible traveling to Paris. Or, France. Or, even: Europe. Have them drop the drones off as close to the Canadian team as they can, and ask the nice person sitting at the security guard sitting in the security guard house — who, I sincerely hope, is wearing a Canadian red and white T-shirt and sipping a Timmy’s double double. A large one, of course.
By Cam Tait2 years ago in Humor
Bob Newhart 1929-2024
Bob Newhart is an American stand-up comedian and actor, known for his distinctive deadpan delivery and stammering style. Born on September 5, 1929, in Oak Park, Illinois, Newhart gained fame in the 1960s with his comedy album "The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart," which became a bestseller and won several Grammy Awards. He is also famous for his roles in TV shows such as "The Bob Newhart Show" (1972–1978) and "Newhart" (1982–1990). Newhart has had a long and successful career in comedy, acting, and voice work, making him a beloved figure in American entertainment.
By Paul U2 years ago in Humor
The Unibrow Revolution:
The Unibrow Revolution: How to Flaunt Your Single Brow with Style Ah, the unibrow—a misunderstood marvel of facial hair that has, for too long, been plucked, waxed, and shamed into submission. But no more! The unibrow is back with a vengeance, ready to take the fashion world by storm. Here’s your satirical guide to wearing your unibrow with style and confidence, because nothing says "I’m fabulously unique" like a caterpillar resting majestically above your eyes.
By Dave Karpinsky, PhD, MBA2 years ago in Humor
The Farting Husband:
The Flatulent Husband: A Guide to Love and Survival Ah, marriage. That sacred bond between two souls where love, laughter, and the occasional aromatic assault coexist in blissful harmony. And your husband farts. A lot. In bed. In kitchen, On the couch, At the movies. At dinner. With friends. In the bath, or as he likes to call it the jacuzzi. If you find yourself wedded to a man who could power a small wind farm with his behind, fear not! Here’s a humorous guide to staying with your husband and loving him, farts and all.
By Dave Karpinsky, PhD, MBA2 years ago in Humor
Health Benefits of Laughter Yoga: A Funny Way to Stay Fit
Laughter yoga is more than just a fitness craze; it’s a unique exercise routine that combines the physical act of laughing with yoga breathing exercises. The practice, which originated in India in the mid-1990s, has gained global popularity for its surprising health benefits and its ability to promote well-being in a joyful, communal setting.
By BLESSING COOL 2 years ago in Humor