Parody

This is Your Life - With Animal, Legendary Drummer of the Muppets
Michael Aspel: "Yes, Animal, This is your Life and through the many Muppet Shows you had a very special friend...and here he is tonight...... it's Beaker!!!"
By Parody and Satire2 months ago in Humor
'Arrivederci Pet!' - the Geordies Who Built the Colosseum
Recent archaeological discoveries have shed new light on the construction of the Colosseum in Rome in ancient Italy. For the first time Historians now have confirmed evidence of the rumours and theories that have circulated for decades in the academic world.
By Parody and Satire2 months ago in Humor
WHY DOES IT COST $100 FOR A PIZZA POCKET AND A TOILET BRUSH?
Economists, psychologists, and at least three very confused cashiers have confirmed a groundbreaking discovery. You cannot, under ANY circumstance, walk into a store for one item… and walk out with only that one item.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
The Miss Gloria Hour with Guest: Ziggy. Top Story - November 2025.
The Board Meeting “I have one last comment before this meeting adjourns,” Jason Pooper said. “Gloria, the glamorous makeup without your glasses received very low ratings. Put your glasses back on. People want your classic look.”
By Rick Henry Christopher 3 months ago in Humor
THE TERM “MILD” IS A SLEEPER AGENT
A classified report from the Department of Gastrointestinal Defense... New research has confirmed what millions of Americans have whispered in fear at 2:17 AM, bent over in sweaty anguish, regretting their life choices:
By The Pompous Post3 months ago in Humor
The “Five-Second Rule” Is Scientifically Valid!
In a stunning revelation that has shocked scientists, parents, and snack enthusiasts alike, researchers at the Institute of Selective Germ Theory have officially confirmed that the “Five-Second Rule” is, in fact, scientifically valid. Provided that one counts extremely quickly and maintains unwavering confidence while doing so.
By The Pompous Post3 months ago in Humor
THE INNER MONOLOGUE OLYMPICS: Overthinking Events You Haven’t Even Attended Yet
In a stunning display of psychological endurance, humanity has collectively entered what experts are calling The Inner Monologue Olympics. A high-stakes mental tournament where every competitor is both the athlete and their own worst critic.
By The Pompous Post3 months ago in Humor
The Miss Gloria Hour with Rick Henry Christopher
Running Late “Debbie, Paolo will be here any minute. I’m running late. Can you help me pack my bag?” “Oh yes, I’ll be right there!”
By Rick Henry Christopher 3 months ago in Humor
THE EPIC OF GILGAMESS AND OTHER MISNAMED MASTERPIECES
For centuries, scholars have marveled at humanity’s literary achievements. Works so profound they shaped civilizations, inspired revolutions, and confused generations of high schoolers.
By The Pompous Post3 months ago in Humor
THE WONDERS OF PET OWNERSHIP (AND OTHER LIES WE TELL OURSELVES)
POMP BAY, USA - For centuries, humankind has proudly proclaimed itself the master of the animal kingdom. We have domesticated wolves, tamed jungle cats, and invited birds to share our homes in exchange for a few crackers and the occasional unsolicited scream.
By The Pompous Post3 months ago in Humor
The Madness of King Henry VIII - Tudor Stay or Tudor Go?
A University degree in Economic and Social History with Psychology thrown in doesn't seem to offer much scope for any synthesis between the two disciplines.
By Parody and Satire3 months ago in Humor
LIVE AT 6: HALLOWEEN CHAOS SWEEPS THE NATION
POMP BAY, USA — 7:03 P.M. Another live, holiday report from your trusted name in news, The Pompous Post! The streets are alive tonight dear viewers, as costumed civilians flood the suburbs in what officials are calling “an organized candy extraction operation, with light property damage.” Visibility remains low due to fog machines, vape clouds, and that one guy who burned twenty pumpkin-scented incense sticks at the antique store.
By The Pompous Post3 months ago in Humor