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Gillette Scientists Confirm Six Blades is the Best a Man Can Get
In 2003 Schick had shocked the world by inventing and commercializing the first ever four bladed razor, the Quatro. Analysts credit that invention with igniting the razor blade numbers wars. Only three years later, in 2006 Gillette introduced the Fusion, the world's first five-bladed disposable razor. That same year Korean based DORCO released the first ever six blade razor the PACE6. Gillette followed suit soon after with the Mach 6. Many others would join them, and add even more six blade razor options to the market. Back in those heady days, it felt like the number of blades that could be packed into a men's disposable razor would continue to rise for the foreseeable future. Many analysts predicted eight or even ten-bladed or more razors to be available by 2020. But something unusual happened, the blade wars ended at six. For almost two decades now, not a single razor with more than six blades has been commercialized. A few scientists have voiced concerns over the years suggesting that we had reached "peak razor", but they were in the minority until Wednesday when Gillette scientists presented their latest findings which they say show conclusively that we have indeed reached peak razor blade, and there would never be a men's disposable razor with more than six blades. While the technology may be available, the market will not bear the cost. Moreover, the latest data suggests that after years of continuing to increase in coarseness and thickness, men's facial hair has begun to thin and decline overall. Gillette scientist Dr. Timothy Stephens said the following in a prepared statement. "Only a few short months ago myself and my colleagues celebrated a major breakthrough in our decades long quest to develop Planck's razor, the, until then, only theoretical, razor that would shave beard hair to the shortest possible measurable unit of distance from the face. Right now those celebrations are the furthest things from our minds, and our moods have turned to dismay and sadness. Today, the day we all feared for so many years has finally come. We have reached peak razor. In retrospect we probably should have recognized this ten years ago, but our optimistic hearts and minds and love of all things men's shaving related clouded our thinking. It has been almost twenty years since we gave the men of the world the Mach 6, and that will be our last gift to them. Analysis of our latest data on men's facial hair globally has confirmed what we had suspected for some time. The average thickness and coarseness has decreased by almost 15%, and that decline will continue into the far future. There is simply no need for a greater than six bladed razor, and in fact we may see a retrenchment in blade number until much of the world looks like Mexico where there is no market for a razor with more than 3 blades. If current trends continue men's faces will be totally hairless without the need for any razor blades at all by as early as the year 2300. That will be a sad day for the world for sure." With that Dr. Stephens bowed his head, turned and walked away.
By Everyday Junglistabout a year ago in Humor
Love or Love Bombing? How to Spot the Difference Before It Hits
Thus, I was right there, staying out of other people's affairs, looking at TikTok in my workout pants (clearly), when I ran over one more horrendously appealing 22-year-previous lifestyle mentor. In a voice so quiet that it could have been artificial intelligence produced, she talked about "affection besieging." I stopped mid-chomp of my basic reassurance chips, similar to, stand by a moment — what for the sake of generational injury is this?
By The Dreamer Faisalabout a year ago in Humor
Smile like You Meme it! ⚡😎👍. Top Story - January 2025.
Hello again! 👋😁⚡ I'm __Lightning Bolt. If you don't know who I am by now, shame, shame! I'd put a curse on you but I'm a superhero, so I'm obligated not to be that petty. Seriously, though... do your homework.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
The Mona Lisa: Leonardo da Vinci’s 16-Year Journey
Among the masterpieces of art history, few works are as iconic—or as enigmatic—as Leonardo da Vinci’s Mona Lisa. Her mysterious smile, the soft sfumato technique, and the countless layers of meaning have fascinated viewers for centuries. But behind the painting lies an extraordinary story of obsession, perfectionism, and an artist’s relentless pursuit of the sublime.
By Deji Akomolafeabout a year ago in Humor
Smile with the World
Life hadn't always been easy for Anna. She had grown up in a small, quiet town where opportunities seemed scarce, and life's struggles seemed endless. Her father passed away when she was only ten, and her mother, who had worked tirelessly to provide for the family, was constantly stressed. By the time Anna reached high school, she had grown to carry responsibility on her shoulders. Smiling was not as natural as it used to be.
By Usman Zafarabout a year ago in Humor
Hotel Rows Rock Andalusian Wedding of the Year!
The 17th Duke of Huescar, and his wife Sofia Palazuelo, recently baptised their second child Sofia Fernanda Dolores Cayetana Teresa Angela de la Cruz Micaela del Santisimo Sacramento del Perpetuo Socorro de la Santisima Trinidad y de Todos Los Santos. (Sky News, 26 October 2023)
By Brendan Donaghyabout a year ago in Humor
The Unfortunate Adventures of Bob the Baker. AI-Generated.
Chapter 1: The Big Idea Bob the Baker wasn’t your average baker. He wasn’t a food innovator, nor did he boast about being a “culinary artist.” No, Bob was a simple man with simple tastes, but his bakery—Bob’s Bread Bonanza—had been around for 20 years and had built a loyal clientele. People came for the comfort of the old, reliable sourdough, the perfect butter croissants, and, of course, his legendary chocolate chip cookies. In fact, he was so good at baking that the town couldn’t imagine life without Bob’s bakery. He wasn’t just the town baker; he was the heart of the town.
By Saijith Prabhuabout a year ago in Humor
Holiday Cheer Comes Second To Carbon Neutrality This Year
As a responsible caregiver, it is your duty to ensure that your children curb their joy and expectations in light of the climate emergency this Holiday season. Here are 7 foolproof ways to mold your little ones into eco-conscious citizens, just in time for my annual carbon audit:
By New World Humorabout a year ago in Humor
