Laughter
Dreams, Sleepwalking & Late-Night Mafia Interrogations
For as long as I can remember, I’ve been living a rich, double life. By day: responsible adult (ish). By night: high-definition dream cinematographer, multilingual negotiator, occasional furniture rearranger. I’m basically Netflix, but weirder, cheaper, and with more nudity.
By Tina's Blossom Life8 months ago in Humor
The Great British Weather
Living in the UK has taught me one crucial thing: the word "rain" is not just a noun. It’s a verb, a lifestyle, a national identity, and quite possibly a religion. It rains. It was raining. It had been raining. It shall rain. It rains sideways. It rains in your soul. It's raining cats and dogs. It's spitting. It rains in your kitchen if your roof hasn’t been updated since the Thatcher era. We have 4 seasons in 2 hours.
By Tina's Blossom Life8 months ago in Humor
How to Manifest a Raise by Whispering Into a Mason Jar
I never believed in manifestation. Or chakras. Or anything that required gazing meaningfully into a candle while holding a feather. But that all changed the day I whispered into a mason jar and everything in my life exploded. In a good way. Mostly.
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
Hobby Collector or Hobby Abandoner? Yes
You know that feeling when you just know a new passion has entered your soul? You’re in bed, peacefully scrolling through Instagram or watching a relaxing DIY video on YouTube and BOOM — you’re convinced you were born to crochet. Or laser wood. Or make handmade candles shaped like forest animals.
By Tina's Blossom Life8 months ago in Humor
Dreams, Delusions & Discount Airline Tickets
Once upon a time, I looked up at the sky, squinted dramatically like a child in a 90s movie, and watched a plane slice through the clouds like butter. “Wow”, I thought, “flying must be the most magical thing in the world”.
By Tina's Blossom Life8 months ago in Humor
How I Accidentally Became a Reader
Let’s get one thing straight: I wasn’t raised with books. My childhood home didn’t smell like pages or knowledge. It smelled like fried onions, wet laundry, often alcohol and cigarettes, and sometimes the distant scent of a lost Harlequin romance novel from the '90s (aka the literary equivalent of a steamy TV soap filmed on a potato or lighter and cheaper version of Fifty Shades of Grey). I don’t know who brought it into the house, I don’t know who read it — it just appeared once or twice like a ghost with a ripped cover and a plot involving someone named Alejandro.
By Tina's Blossom Life8 months ago in Humor
The Pompous Post™: Established in 1799 (Over Soup)
It is with great pride, zero citation, and a healthy disregard for factual accuracy that we unveil the true origin story of The Pompous Post™. Long before algorithms and influencers sullied the written word, before social media turned public discourse into an Olympic-level mudslinging contest, and yes, even before someone thought it wise to refrigerate kale, there was a spark — a duel — and a bowl of soup.
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
THE HEALING POWER OF LAUGHTER. Content Warning. AI-Generated.
Exploring the Role of Humor in Strengthening Family Bonds Humor is a universal language that transcends barriers and brings people closer together. Within the family unit, humor plays a crucial role in strengthening bonds, fostering communication, and creating lasting memories. This article delves into the multifaceted role of humor in families, illustrating its impact through actions, feelings, and real-life examples, while offering charming ideas to incorporate humor into everyday life.
By Lubayi Louis Arkangelo8 months ago in Humor
Welcome to The Pompous Post™
Welcome to The Pompous Post™ — Satire for the Soulfully Unhinged Greetings, traveler. If you’ve somehow wandered into this digital cul-de-sac of comedic commentary by accident, fear not... you are among friends. Possibly disturbed friends, yes… but still friends. You have stumbled into a corner of the internet where logic takes a backseat, sarcasm rides shotgun, and satire drives directly into traffic. Seatbelts are voluntary!
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
