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Starving Artist Stops Abusing Food. Top Story - August 2024.
I often see those success stories of people with humble and/or difficult beginnings finally breaking into the entertainment industry as a writer or actor. He was living out of his car before he made it. Wow, my car looks like someone lives in it, but that's it. Her parents abandoned her and she bounced from foster home to foster home before achieving success. Wow, I have great and supportive parents. Bummer. He worked at a grocery store during the day and pulled overnight shifts as a janitor for years before he was discovered. Wow! I deal with shit at work, but not literal shit! I’ve looked at my own life. My parents didn’t abandon me, I hadn’t gone through financial hardships that cost me a home… I don’t have this incredible story of rags to riches. I’m just over here… living. So, am I going to be able to make it as a writer without the story? It’s as if I need the tough beginnings in order to make it, and I didn’t have those. However, I may finally have someone to thank. My job. My job may have given me just what I needed.
By Stephen Kramer Avitabile2 years ago in Humor
What Goes Around Comes Around
Sophia Williams sat at the head of the long, oak conference table, her presence commanding the room. She had just secured another major contract for her thriving architectural firm, cementing her reputation as one of the most formidable businesswomen in the city. Her peers admired her success, but whispers of her ruthless tactics often followed her out of earshot.
By Leroy payne2 years ago in Humor
In the MEANtime. Content Warning.
Ya know, the more I think about it… I never had these problems as an adolescent. I mean, of course, I had my cycle, but the hormones, good God, the hormones… they were never like this. At the most, maybe I would crave something sweet or just want to be left alone. But now? Oh, now I get downright mean! And most times I don’t show it, but I feel my fucking blood boiling (and not the blood that’s coming out of me). But seriously, every little thing just pisses me off, and it’s like… well, shit, I guess I’m in the meantime. This normally happens right before the cycle begins.
By Crystal Cane2 years ago in Humor
Humorous and Entertaining Stories
1. Last night, I was happily lying down watching TV when an unknown number called demanding debt repayment and hurling insults. I knew he had the wrong number but still answered and told him I'd pay the next morning. But I deliberately told him that I thought he knew about me and his wife. After saying that, I hung up. The next morning, there were over 100 calls from him. Serves him right for cursing me, but I had to change my phone number.
By Tuan Le Van2 years ago in Humor
Voice, Design, and Legacy: The Complete Story of Tweety Bird
Tweety Bird, the iconic yellow canary from the Looney Tunes franchise, has captured the hearts of audiences for decades. Created by animator Bob Clampett and introduced in the 1942 short "A Tale of Two Kitties," Tweety is best known for his adorable appearance and distinctive speech. His high-pitched voice, characterized by the mispronunciation of words, particularly his signature phrase, "I tawt I taw a puddy tat!" has made him a beloved character in the world of animation.
By Cool Searches 2 years ago in Humor
The Unibrow Revolution:
The Unibrow Revolution: How to Flaunt Your Single Brow with Style Ah, the unibrow—a misunderstood marvel of facial hair that has, for too long, been plucked, waxed, and shamed into submission. But no more! The unibrow is back with a vengeance, ready to take the fashion world by storm. Here’s your satirical guide to wearing your unibrow with style and confidence, because nothing says "I’m fabulously unique" like a caterpillar resting majestically above your eyes.
By Dave Karpinsky, PhD, MBA2 years ago in Humor
The Farting Husband:
The Flatulent Husband: A Guide to Love and Survival Ah, marriage. That sacred bond between two souls where love, laughter, and the occasional aromatic assault coexist in blissful harmony. And your husband farts. A lot. In bed. In kitchen, On the couch, At the movies. At dinner. With friends. In the bath, or as he likes to call it the jacuzzi. If you find yourself wedded to a man who could power a small wind farm with his behind, fear not! Here’s a humorous guide to staying with your husband and loving him, farts and all.
By Dave Karpinsky, PhD, MBA2 years ago in Humor
The Mysterious Case of the Missing Socks. AI-Generated.
outine for John. He would sort his clothes, throw them into the washing machine, and then wait for the cycle to finish before transferring them to the dryer. However, there was one constant source of frustration in his otherwise uneventful task: the disappearing socks. Every single time, without fail, at least one sock would go missing. It had become a running joke among his friends, but for John, it was a puzzle he was determined to solve.
By Therapy Giggles 2 years ago in Humor
And Then I Woke Up
I’m typing furiously on my technicolor keyboard. I’ve been arguing with a netizen over what animal Uniqua from The Backyardigans is for so long that I’ve lost track of time. Right now, my theory is that she’s a ladybug, but I can’t be certain. After all, it’s the end of the world, and anything can change.
By Wen Xiaosheng2 years ago in Humor
Health Benefits of Laughter Yoga: A Funny Way to Stay Fit
Laughter yoga is more than just a fitness craze; it’s a unique exercise routine that combines the physical act of laughing with yoga breathing exercises. The practice, which originated in India in the mid-1990s, has gained global popularity for its surprising health benefits and its ability to promote well-being in a joyful, communal setting.
By BLESSING COOL 2 years ago in Humor
