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When I'm Sixty-Four
I'm out on my bike, suited and booted in all my cycling gear. I hear my phone ring. I ignore it. It's probably scammers. I'm not getting off my bike for scammers. It stops ringing.
By Brendan Donaghy2 years ago in Humor
Event And Nervousness
Hello and welcome the topic which I am going to talk about in this story is become one of my favorite topics now but at the time when I start this thing, I was always worried about it. This topic might be very scary for some of you and while reading this story some of you might even get goosebumps.
By WALL_E2 years ago in Humor
MAMA SAID THERE'D BE DAYS LIKE THIS
MAMA SAID THERE’D BE DAYS LIKE THIS But so many? ++++++++++++ “Mom! Mom!” I cried tearfully as I all but ran into the door of our apartment.
By Margaret Brennan2 years ago in Humor
Unexpected Blossoms
In the heart of a bustling city, where skyscrapers towered like sentinels of steel and glass, a romance blossomed in the most unexpected of places—amidst the concrete labyrinth of a subway station. This was where Mia, a weary commuter with dreams tucked away in the corners of her heart, and Ethan, a musician whose melodies echoed through the tunnels, found their paths intertwining like notes in a symphony.
By Treasure Clement 2 years ago in Humor
Sweet Pain
In the small town of Willow Creek, nestled between rolling hills and thick forests, lived a young woman named Emily. Her days were simple yet filled with a quiet intensity that drew people to her. Emily had a gift—a talent for capturing emotions through her paintings. Each brushstroke seemed to breathe life into the canvas, evoking feelings that words often failed to convey.
By Treasure Clement 2 years ago in Humor
The 6 Most Effective Ways to Clear Negative Energy
Negative energy can linger in our environments, affecting our mood, health, and overall well-being. Whether it's due to stress, conflict, or other unseen forces, it's essential to address and clear this negativity to restore harmony. Here are six powerful methods to help you achieve this balance, especially if you’re seeking assistance for negative energy removal in Philadelphia.
By Pandith Sahadev2 years ago in Humor
More Bad Jokes — And I’m Back at the Job Agency!
I considered his question carefully. “Well, my fat parrot died today. That was a huge weight off my shoulders, I can tell you.”
By Brendan Donaghy2 years ago in Humor
Voice, Design, and Legacy: The Complete Story of Tweety Bird
Tweety Bird, the iconic yellow canary from the Looney Tunes franchise, has captured the hearts of audiences for decades. Created by animator Bob Clampett and introduced in the 1942 short "A Tale of Two Kitties," Tweety is best known for his adorable appearance and distinctive speech. His high-pitched voice, characterized by the mispronunciation of words, particularly his signature phrase, "I tawt I taw a puddy tat!" has made him a beloved character in the world of animation.
By Cool Searches 2 years ago in Humor
Bob Newhart 1929-2024
Bob Newhart is an American stand-up comedian and actor, known for his distinctive deadpan delivery and stammering style. Born on September 5, 1929, in Oak Park, Illinois, Newhart gained fame in the 1960s with his comedy album "The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart," which became a bestseller and won several Grammy Awards. He is also famous for his roles in TV shows such as "The Bob Newhart Show" (1972–1978) and "Newhart" (1982–1990). Newhart has had a long and successful career in comedy, acting, and voice work, making him a beloved figure in American entertainment.
By Paul U2 years ago in Humor
HOW ON EARTH??
HOW ON EARTH? You did what?? ???? My dad always said that I was the only he ever knew that could trip over a hair pin (or bobby pin, whichever you call it). He was right.
By Margaret Brennan2 years ago in Humor
OOPS! I DID IT AGAIN
OOPS! I DID IT AGAIN!! I need a bigger bag! $#^(#@ Hmm! Should I begin with a line from a Brittany Spears song, “Oops, I did it again” or go with my more familiar Brooklyn NY attitude, “Damn! What an idiot!”
By Margaret Brennan2 years ago in Humor
Things I Am Learning from my Winemaking Boyfriend. AI-Generated.
When I first started dating my boyfriend, I thought wine was just a fancy drink people sipped at dinner parties. Little did I know, dating a winemaker would turn my casual appreciation of wine into a full-blown educational experience. Here are some things I've learned from my winemaking boyfriend, presented with a bit of humor and a dash of knowledge.
By Ashleigh Bird2 years ago in Humor