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The First 100 Days Of The Circus
Can you hear Britney Spears in your head? I think from coast to coast, from country to country, everybody is hearing old Britney belt out a round of "Oops!.;..I did it again." All some of us can think about is why he was our best choice. That is, of course, if you can take the time to think about it. I'm still smarting because my choice didn't win. Write-ins never do.
By Jason Ray Morton about a year ago in Humor
Stuck on You!
Troma movies are universally derided as the cinematic equivalent of a rancid, slop-heavy meat sandwich and a bottle of Night Train. It's the kind of stuff a vagrant might scrape together enough change to buy at the Quick-E-Mart to keep him going until the soup kitchen opens back up for lunch. Their audience, we assume, are pimply overweight Simpsons characters come to life, who collect semen-splattered back issues of Hustler and spend an inordinate amount of time with one hand jammed up their nose, the other buried in a bag of Cheetos.
By Tom Bakerabout a year ago in Humor
When You See a Sign, Follow Where It Memes
Hey, there! I'm.... _______Lightning Bolt⚡ 👋😁⚡ This is a Brand-New January 31st, 2025 edition of Meme-ing Madness!
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
Title: "The Clock That Counted Backwards
In the small town of Willowbrook, there was a legend about an old clock that hung in the town square. It wasn’t just any clock—it was said to count **backwards**. No one knew where it came from or who made it, but everyone knew one thing: if the clock ever stopped, something terrible would happen.
By Killing Mission about a year ago in Humor
Shits to Fucks
Shits to Fucks: The Definitive Guide to Quantifying Life’s Burdens Disclaimer: This piece is meant for humorous and satirical purposes. No offense is intended—it is loosely based on a question my husband asked me when I used one of the terms, and he asked for a conversion table for clarification. Please read with a sense of humor!
By Xine Segalasabout a year ago in Humor
The Toothpaste Tragedy
Rafiq was not a morning person. In fact, he was the opposite—a certified, card-carrying member of the "Do Not Disturb Before 10 AM" club. Unfortunately, life didn’t care about his sleep schedule, and today, he had an early morning class. So, at 7:30 AM, still half-asleep, he dragged himself out of bed like a zombie and stumbled toward the bathroom.
By Mirhadi Tahsinabout a year ago in Humor
That Bounty Commercial
Have you seen that Bounty Commercial? The one where retired football player Rob Gronkowski, and now… what is he, an analyst slash fun personality?... sneaks up behind people who are eating wings and wipes the sauce off their faces for them. It’s a funny commercial. And a great idea, having a mouth wiper for all your sauces. Um.
By Stephen Kramer Avitabileabout a year ago in Humor
That Time My Mom and I Nearly Drowned in a Pit of Balls
On a scale of enjoying the smell of gasoline to enjoying the taste of gasoline, how much childhood trauma do you have? It’s a question I like to ask new acquaintances.
By LRBabout a year ago in Humor
Five Things I'd Like to Tell Orwell About. Top Story - January 2025.
Many years ago, while working as a freelance, I was given monthly commissions to write articles for a management training company. Occasionally, I would be tasked with writing about Microsoft Office applications, and for one such, I sought my material via an old TV ad campaign for a mobile phone network.
By Joe Youngabout a year ago in Humor
The Complex Journey of Self-Worth, Exploitation, and Redemption
In today’s globalized and hyper-connected world, individual stories often reflect larger societal shifts. This article explores the journey of a young woman who was drawn into the adult entertainment industry, her struggles with self-esteem, and her perspective on the broader impact of pornography on society. Her narrative sheds light on the complex interplay between personal insecurities, societal expectations, and exploitative systems, offering insights into the challenges and consequences of living in an increasingly sexualized culture.
By Sajjad Rana Hussainabout a year ago in Humor
Danny DeVito: Real-Life Tales of Hollywood’s Funniest Legend
Danny DeVito has been a beloved figure in the entertainment world for decades. His sharp wit, distinct voice, and ability to make even the most mundane moments hysterical have earned him a unique place in Hollywood. While his roles in films and television are memorable, his off-screen antics and real-life adventures are equally entertaining. Known for his unapologetic humor and eccentricity, DeVito has amassed a collection of funny and quirky stories that highlight his larger-than-life personality.
By Cool Searches about a year ago in Humor
Laugh It Off: Finding Strength in Humor
The Healing Power of Humor Life is often described as a journey filled with twists, turns, and the occasional pothole. While challenges are inevitable, humor serves as a powerful companion, transforming life’s toughest moments into stories worth telling. More than just a tool for laughter, humor is a lens through which we can find perspective, connection, and healing.
By Zainab Olufemiabout a year ago in Humor