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It's just my hemorrhoid.
(Photo done by JLN Photography and Digital Services - My best friend and sister!) I am convinced there are three types of people in the world. There are the people who look at kids, cringe, and run far away. The kinds of people who see a pregnant woman and run away from them like they have a contagious and fatal disease. The people who hiss and their skin visibly sizzles and smokes when someone asks them if they ever want kids of their own. And if you ask them if they would ever consider being a teacher? You'd probably get a loathing look that'll pierce your soul with venom.
By Hope Martin2 years ago in Humor
How Meal Prepping Ruins Your Life
You’re in your mid-twenties. You realize you’ve gained thirty pounds since you started Door Dashing a Wendy’s 4 for 4 every day. A quick Google search reveals that meal prepping will make you slimmer, healthier, and over time, able to voluntarily leave your couch. Off to the grocery store you go. Your neighbor stares at you in shock: you haven’t left your house in a week. You’re thinking, “Yes! Finally, I can be healthy,” “This will save me time and money,” and “I can’t wait to look like John Cena if he was 5’4.”
By Carlos Mesa Pla2 years ago in Humor
The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters. Top Story - September 2023. Content Warning.
Page 1 Introduction : Welcome to the only official book that teaches demons and monsters how to cook: The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters, Culinary Adventures for Creatures of the Night. Welcome all. Except humans, you suck. Stay out. If you’re a human, stop reading now. These recipes aren’t for you!
By Alex H Mittelman 2 years ago in Humor
My First Stand-Up Act As a Comedian
"HEY VOCAL! Thank you so much, I'm happy to be here tonight. You know, my presence here today is a surprise. I have a side gig, other than being the most amazing writer of all time in ... never. I guess it's more of a main gig, since it earns more than writing... but that's okay. It's a gig, right?
By Hope Martin2 years ago in Humor
Harmony in Hearts
In the heart of New Orleans, where the sultry air was always thick with jazz and blues, lived two souls who had yet to discover the symphony of love that awaited them. Mia Gallagher, a talented young pianist, and Max Reynolds, a charismatic saxophonist, were both passionate about music but had no idea that their lives were destined to intertwine in a melodious love story.
By Joseph Bawaijen Godwin2 years ago in Humor
"The Perils of Procrastination: A Comedic Exploration of Delayed Responsibilities"
We've all been there. It's a bright, sunny day, and you've got a mountain of tasks to tackle. Your to-do list stares at you like a judgmental owl, silently accusing you of being the ultimate procrastinator. But fear not, fellow procrastinators, for in the world of delayed responsibilities, there is humor to be found!
By Ink Mystic2 years ago in Humor
The Black Valentine
On Wednesday the 14th, was the much talked about Valentine's Day. Here is my own Valentine's Day story. On Tuesday the 13th, I logged on to Instagram to share one of my latest stories . Okay, so when I opened the App, I realized that I had a lot of unreplied DMs. So I decided to reply messages instead. One of the messages was from one of my side chicks, Chinonso. She was asking where I'd take her to on Valentine's Day. I didn't reply the message, I just laughed in my mind. "It's like one this mad, she doesn't know she's just a side chick?" I thought about it and laughed even more. Before I could finish reading other messages, Chinonso's call came through. I didn't want to take the call at first, but I knew she won't stop calling until I took her call. So I picked up, and she went all "Darny, tomorrow is Val's Day, where are you taking me to?" I didn't know what to answer. I had only 15k left in my life, which i've been hiding in one deep corner of my bag since January. This 15k is literary my life, therefore I can't joke with it.
By Sam Otoabasi Etim2 years ago in Humor
The Talking Animal Machine of Wackyville
Once upon a time in the small, quirky town of Wackyville, there lived an eccentric inventor named Professor Fizzlepop. The good professor was renowned for his unusual contraptions and his peculiar sense of humor. One sunny day, he decided to test out his latest invention—a machine that could transform ordinary household objects into talking animals.
By Angela Zeen2 years ago in Humor
Brain-Teasing Riddles
Molly, Holly, and Sally are en route to the prom in an elegant limousine when the car suddenly breaks down. Fortunately, the party venue is within walking distance, so the trio decides to proceed on foot. However, an unexpected rain shower starts pouring down. Despite each lady carrying an umbrella, one of them ends up getting wet. Can you deduce who got wet? It's Holly – her skirt is wider than her umbrella's diameter. Eventually, they reach the prom, where their friends exude sophistication and luxury. Leah flaunts pricey designer shoes, Bella carries a Chanel bag, Alice captures selfies with a cutting-edge smartphone, and Kim showcases a glittering diamond necklace. Yet, only one of them is genuinely affluent. Can you identify who that is? Pay attention to the logo on Bella's Chanel bag; it's a counterfeit. Leah's oversized shoes suggest they're borrowed, and Alice's smartphone isn't hers, as it bears Kim's name. Hence, Kim is the true affluent individual. Kim graces the dance floor, where Bobby, Billy, and Kenny invite her to dance. However, one of these men has been bitten by a vampire and is unsafe to dance with. Can you pinpoint the vampire? It's Kenny – he lacks a shadow. As Kim visits the restroom, she discovers all stalls occupied, one housing a robot. Which stall is it? Observe the first lady's feet – her discomfort indicates she's not a robot. The untidy pedicure of the third lady further rules her out, identifying the robot as being in the second stall. Kim is asked by Bella to photograph her. Upon inspection, can you spot three differences between the images? Differences: the bitten apple, Bella's hand, and the background poster. At the party, a fugitive criminal mingles among the guests. Can you identify this individual? The presence of a prison robe beneath his suit is a telltale sign. Subsequently, Bella also falls victim to a vampire's bite. En route to the hospital, they encounter two doctors, one of whom is an impostor. Can you distinguish the imposter? The gloveless woman on the right is the imposter. In the hospital ward, Bella shares a room with three others. Which one is not sick? The woman on the left appears healthy despite her broken arm. Kim returns home, eager for a relaxing bubble bath, only to find her bubble foam used up. She interrogates her family about it. Whose testimony points to the thief? Foam stuck in Dad's beard incriminates him. During a sleepover, Kim discovers a werewolf among her friends. Can you identify the werewolf? The guy with visible claws is the werewolf. Kim realizes her money has been stolen from her stash. What tipped her off? Her book used as a stand for a PlayStation revealed the thief. In another scenario, Kim's father is considering buying a boat from three sellers. Whose story doesn't add up? "Karen" who claims ownership of the boat named "karma" is a liar. Kim visits a hardware store. The cost of one and eleven is $2 and $4 respectively. What is she buying? House numbers, with each digit costing $2. Fluffy, Kim's cat, went missing but is found on a witch's lap. The witch challenges Kim with a riddle about twins born on different years. How are they twins? Emma was born in the year 2003 just before midnight, and Gemma was born in 2004, just after midnight, making them New Year's Eve twins. Kim meets a puzzle-loving guy who uses emojis to represent his name. Decode his name for Kim. The emojis spell out "Theo." Kim and Theo encounter a visual puzzle involving squares. Which square is larger, yellow or green? Despite the optical illusion, the green square is larger than the yellow one. Theo gives Kim an intriguing clue involving emojis. Which month is indicated by the emojis? The emojis decode to spell "June." Kim and Theo encounter a maze with multiple paths. Can you identify the correct path leading to the castle? Starting from the destination and drawing the path makes route B the correct choice. Kim and Theo find themselves in a haunted castle's basement. They must choose a door as water fills the room. Which door is the least dangerous? The second door is the best option as they can swim over the corals due to the basement being submerged in water.
By Remie Lomiteng2 years ago in Humor
