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Hamas' Terrorist Invasion Against Israel
It's exactly 6:30 a.m. on Saturday, October 7 here in the arena that shares the Gaza Strip with Israel and the match between the two teams is about to begin. It's time to sing the national anthems, and remember that both teams are missing because three players from each side were killed in the incident last night, but everything is ready for the start of the game. And what about this historic clash, which is more of a clash than a historic one, and they say that if any players get hurt they'll be healed with Gaza.
By Casimiro Filipe 2 years ago in Humor
Love and Betrayal Unveiled
"From Togas to Texts, the Hilarious and Heartbreaking Chronicles of Romance's Mischievous Sidekick" Introduction: Ah, the tangled web of love and betrayal—truly a timeless saga that has woven its intricate threads through the annals of human history. From ancient empires to the present digital age, infidelity has been a constant companion to romance, adding a dash of drama, a pinch of scandal, and occasionally, a sprinkle of humor. So, buckle up for a lighthearted journey as we explore the psychological, physical, and social fallout of infidelity across the ages.
By RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY2 years ago in Humor
Hooked and Cooked
In the charming town of Havenbridge, Mr. Harold Angler, a weekend fishing enthusiast, returned home from the nearby river brimming with excitement with a slippery surprise. Little did he know that the innocuous dispute over the name of his catch would escalate into a corporate clash of piscatorial proportions with his wife, Mrs. Gertrude Angler.
By RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY2 years ago in Humor
Fear's Comedy Club
In the grand circus of emotions, fear strides in like a ringmaster wearing a cap made of anxiety and a top hat labeled "dread." It's that rollercoaster of trepidation that turns even the bravest among us into jittery penguins on a caffeine binge. Fear, my friends, is the ultimate stand-up comedian, making us laugh nervously while simultaneously wondering if we left the oven on.
By RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY2 years ago in Humor
Freeze! Drop the Water Pistol and Put Your Hands in the Air!
The Metropolitan police have admitted that a 13-year-old boy was rammed off his bike and handcuffed by armed police, who pointed their submachine guns at him. The boy was having a water fight with his sibling on 19 July when a police officer on patrol reported a potential firearms incident. (BBC, 20/10/23)
By Brendan Donaghy2 years ago in Humor
“Asteroid City”: Wes Anderson at his Wessiest
There’s been a brand of cinematic work that’s taken off in recent years, and the style is proving divisive for many viewers. They’re the films that don’t intend to tell cohesive narratives. They’re the films that seem as though they’re more intent on confusing audiences— or at least causing them to think a little too deeply for their comfort — than they are on entertaining them.
By Ben Ulansey2 years ago in Humor
Symphony of Culinary Delights: The Whimsical Maestro in the Kitchen
In a bustling culinary realm, an illustrious chef, clad in a pristine toque and a spotless apron, artfully wielded his whisk and cleaver in a never-ending gastronomic pursuit. From the break of dawn until the sun's descent, he embarked on a culinary odyssey, his culinary prowess transcending earthly bounds. His soufflés ascended to heights rivaling celestial rockets, while his steaks possessed an ethereal tenderness that dissolved upon contact with the palate. His pasta manipulation was a choreography of flair, and his culinary concoctions, nothing short of divine. Yet, amidst the culinary brilliance, a penchant for clumsiness often elicited a chorus of grievances.
By Eldeni Silva Santos2 years ago in Humor
Castle Chronicles V
MILITARY: WAR DECLARED!! As our illustrious realm has been repeatedly attacked by the heathen realm calling themselves "Immortals," our magnificent regent has seen fit to declare a state of war. War Chief Alistar was quoted as saying, "As unsinkable ships sink, so too do Immortals die!" Cpt. Strongarm of the royal guard has sent forth a call for volunteers to join in a concerted attack on these our dastardly foes. Lord Dakkarious, royal gardener and artificer of atomic dung bombs, has sent forth a call for extra sheep bladders and wool necessary for the fabrication of bomb casings. Meanwhile, Lord Tolke's kraken, Spike, is said to be creating copious amounts of the main ingredient necessary for the synthesization of dung/fertilizer bombs.
By Andrew C McDonald2 years ago in Humor
How South Park Used ChatGPT to Help Write an Episode. Content Warning.
South Park is a show like no other. Where so many shows and cartoons seem almost to exist outside of time, South Park stays rooted in the moment. That’s not to say, of course, that the children have actually aged. Apart from graduating from third to fourth grade, they’ve remained 10-year-olds as they’ve confronted everything from climate change to religion, to politics, to a giant mechanized Barbara Streisand.
By Ben Ulansey2 years ago in Humor
