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How to Fold a Fitted Sheet: A Masterclass in Frustration. Content Warning.
Ah, the fitted sheet. A seemingly simple object that transforms into an origami nightmare the moment you attempt to fold it. We've all been there, wrestling with this rectangular enigma, left with a crumpled mess that resembles a rejected deflated beach ball. Fear not, fellow laundry warriors! Today, we embark on a journey – a masterclass, if you will – in the art of folding the fitted sheet.
By Ahmad Zubair2 years ago in Humor
My Weekend with a Herd of Competitive Pigeons (Spoiler Alert: I Lost):
Have you ever dreamt of escaping the daily grind and connecting with nature? Well, let me tell you, there's a way more unexpected way to achieve that than a yoga retreat in Bali. This past weekend, I found myself knee-deep (well, maybe ankle-deep) in pigeon poop, surrounded by a feathery frenzy, all thanks to a very unique volunteer opportunity.
By Ahmad Zubair2 years ago in Humor
An Exposé on Gordon Ramsay
Today my roommate and I watched eight hours of Next Level Chef, hosted and judged by Gordon Ramsay. The show has no logic or rules or logic behind the rules, and we have no couch. We sat in two folding Bud Light lawn chairs that left scratches on the fresh paint on our walls.
By Deidre Lynn Thompson2 years ago in Humor
Have You Ever Lost Your Wisdom?
Have you ever wondered why we are calling some specific tooth as a wisdom tooth? Think about it: when you don't know something, it simply confuses you, doesn't it? And, yes, losing a tooth can feel like a chunk of knowledge has flown out the window!
By Ameer Bibi2 years ago in Humor
Who Named The Berries?
This story was originally published on Medium. ************** The smell of manure was thick in Melvin’s nose; as if Drustan, the village painter, was using it exclusively to create a brown mural on the walls of Melvin’s nostrils. He stepped through the field lightly as he carried the large basket of fruits. He was careful to step over all of Lord Leofric’s men, drunken and asleep in the dirt.
By Stephen Kramer Avitabile2 years ago in Humor
Sparks & Circuits: A Shockingly Romantic Comedy
Chapter 1: Amped Up Beginnings In the quaint town of Wattsville, where streetlamps flickered with mischievous glows and power outages were as frequent as gossip in a small town, lived our protagonist, Alex Watt. Named ironically by his parents, Alex had always been fascinated by electricity. From dismantling gadgets to fixing appliances, he found solace in the hum of circuits and the spark of connections.
By Md Mafizul islam2 years ago in Humor
The Misadventures of Benny the Bumbling Baker
Once upon a time in the bustling town of Bakersville, there lived a baker named Benny. Benny was known far and wide for his mouthwatering pastries and delectable desserts, but what he lacked in baking prowess, he more than made up for in sheer enthusiasm.
By Ayaan Khan2 years ago in Humor
