ComedyWriting
The Great Office Prank War. AI-Generated.
In a mundane office, where every day felt like a repeat of the last, a single prank spiraled into an all-out war of hilarity and chaos. Follow the misadventures of Sam and Jamie as they navigate escalating pranks, office politics, and the ultimate showdown that left their coworkers in stitches.
By David Andrews2 years ago in Humor
African Adventure
Walter would never live down the day he came to school with a gaping hole down the backside of his pants. He mainly kept to himself and the bags under his eyes, but that day he chose to carry, auxiliary to him, a Swiss army knife, which he thought was cool. What wasn’t cool was the way the contraption managed to rip right through the seat of his blue jeans. His peers called the event ‘the rift’. The moniker was not appreciated. He resided in a Podunk town, and he, himself, was quite rinky-dink. Nothing much happened to Walter.
By Carl Ufongene2 years ago in Humor
Humorous and Entertaining Stories
1. Last night, I was happily lying down watching TV when an unknown number called demanding debt repayment and hurling insults. I knew he had the wrong number but still answered and told him I'd pay the next morning. But I deliberately told him that I thought he knew about me and his wife. After saying that, I hung up. The next morning, there were over 100 calls from him. Serves him right for cursing me, but I had to change my phone number.
By Tuan Le Van2 years ago in Humor
Romantic Fails: The Hilarious and Heartwarming Journey of Alex and Emily
Hello There! Allow me to tell a tale that will probably make you laugh, weep, and perhaps even roll your eyes a little. It relates to Alex, a man living smack in the center of a busy city. Dreamers like Alex always stared up at the stars and was completely in love with the concept of relationships. Thanks to all the novels he read and the romantic films he watched, he was the kind of man who thought in fairy tales and happy ends. Yet life? For him, life had a different script with many more humorous turns than he could have ever dreamed. One lovely fall evening, then, began it. Imagine Alex meandering into a small, comfortable bookstore with creaking wooden flooring and smells like old paper. Then he spots her, Emily. Her smile brightened the space like sunshine on a damp day. Before they knew it, they were trading numbers while still conversing about their favorite books. Driven by this fresh hope, Alex chose to go all out on their first date.
By Purab Biswas✨ 2 years ago in Humor
I Hate Moose. Content Warning.
I Hate Moose. In 1993, A woman sat down to eat one of her favorite meals, Moose entrail stew. Her husband had gone hunting the week before so that he would be ready for their 30th anniversary. The first few bits melted into her mouth, it reminded her of their honeymoon when they stayed in this cabin living their rustic dream. Of course, after a few weeks they would have to descend from the Acadian forest back into civilization. This anniversary though marks the beginning of their retirement, so now they can permanently disconnect from the laurels of modern life. Reminiscing while she’s eating the stew, her teeth come into contact with something hard. She takes it out of her mouth and sees it’s a ring. Upon further inspection, she recognized the inscription on the inner part of the ring as her wedding ring that she had lost three years prior while feeding a Moose. She puts it on her ring finger on her right hand. After all, the Moose had bitten off her left.
By Viktor Žaltys2 years ago in Humor
And Then I Woke Up
I’m typing furiously on my technicolor keyboard. I’ve been arguing with a netizen over what animal Uniqua from The Backyardigans is for so long that I’ve lost track of time. Right now, my theory is that she’s a ladybug, but I can’t be certain. After all, it’s the end of the world, and anything can change.
By Wen Xiaosheng2 years ago in Humor
Every Thought I Had During Ikemen Sengoku
Chapter 5 (1 - 5) Moon Moon. How many times do I have to tell you that I'M NOT READY TO KISS Is THaT WiERd It's a normal part of your life to threaten and then kiss girls? 🤨 Good evening Mitsunari! Dinner? 👀 Oh, now we're talking 😍 Mmmmmm. I do like it when he strokes my hair. Oh no maybe I am a cat Of course I can help!
By Wen Xiaosheng2 years ago in Humor
Every Thought I Had During Ikemen Sengoku
Special Story 1 Yes, I'm alive…on the outside. His scar isn't even that horrible. How did he lick his lips, though? Because there's a right way to do it and a wrong way to do it. The right way to do it is to open your mouth slightly, smirking smugly as you quickly flick the tip of your tongue over your top lip and your top teeth, which is how I imagine Moon Moon did it. The wrong way is to let your mouth gape open and do that terrible twisting and turning that TikTok boys do in those god-awful thirst traps. I DON'T SEE ENOUGH PEOPLE WRITING THAT DOWN Damn, Kojuro is a real one. If my best friend asked me to cut out her eye I would probably throw up on her. I can't believe he went through that WITHOUT anesthesia, too! His pain tolerance must be INSANE. Not him using humor to deflect. SAME. He gives such good advice. The cheek brushing has me feeling some type of way, I'm not going to lie. NOOOOOOOOOO IT'S TOO SOON TO KISS I LIKE OUR FRIENDSHIP WITH THE JOKEY FLIRTING I DON'T WANT TO RUIN IT PUSH HIM OFF COVER HIS MOUTH COVER YOUR MOUTH THEN UNCOVER YOUR MOUTH TO TELL HIM YOU'RE NOT READY NO NO NO NO NO NO NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET. OFF. ME OH THANK GOD IT'S OVER HOW CAN HE JUST SAY THAT AFTER MAKING OUT WITH ME?!?! 😖 MASAMUNE, IF YOU PLAY ME, YOU WILL BE MY VILLAIN ORIGIN STORY HOW IS HE SO CASUAL?😭 Chapter 3 (1 - 5) No, I'm not alright, but I'm going to act like I am because I like to repress my feelings until they eat me alive from the inside out. GET. YOUR. HAND. AWAY. FROM. MY. MOUTH. You can touch my cheek. You can touch my hair. You can touch my shoulder. But if you even THINK about kissing me again, you can kiss my FIST Believe me, I'm trying to smile more, but it's hard to smile when you're being tag-teamed by economics and statistics {Don't do that.} I need to set some boundaries. MC LET ME SET THE DAMN BOUNDARY. WHAT DO YOU MEAN “Um, CaN YOu NoT DO ThAT?” THAT’S NOT THE OPTION I SELECTED. I WANNA BE A GIRL’S GIRL, BUT GIRL, YOU ARE GETTING ON MY NERVES I've got high hopes for you, too. I'm hoping you won't just bang me and leave me, since you probably think I'm easy prey because I gave it up so quickly. Mitsunari! :D First IeyasEW and now Hideyoshi. I swear, the next time these guys even imply, even insinuate that I am useless, I'm showing them how useful these fists can be. Okay, he's reminiscing about me, too. Maybe this isn't as one-sided as I thought. Still, I have to be careful. IeyasEW. I wanted to be friends. I wanted to be civil. I wanted to be a bigger person. But now, not only are you trying to break Moon Moon's trust in me, you're planting the idea of murdering me in his head. Even though you have a point, I'm going to have to at least get one good backhand in. YEAH, YOU BETTER TAKE IT BACK Can you kiss me on the forehead next time? I'm not comfortable with being kissed on the mouth. Hugs. Hugs are good for worried people. Better than kisses, in my opinion. See? I knew it wouldn't mean as much to him as it does to me. Okay, I don't like it. 🙂 I do love that he's genuinely curious about the future's culture around courtship, even if he is jokey about it. UGH not him throwing my own words back at me. The BANTER Chapter 3 (6 - 10)
By Wen Xiaosheng2 years ago in Humor
