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The Juggler’s Wisdom
In ancient times, the king of a country was very cruel. He used to devour the property of the poor. The king's court was decorated as usual. Suddenly, a monkey ran into the court with his monkey and started shouting. The gatekeepers standing at the door tried to stop him, but he went straight inside. Seeing him forcefully entering, the king asked the gatekeepers to bring him in. The king asked him who are you and what do you want? He said.
By Echoes of Life7 months ago in Humor
Loyalty Cards, Punch Cards, and Other Ways I’ve Sold My Soul for a Free Smoothie...
Dear Consumer of Questionable Judgment and Excellent Taste... At some point in modern history, we collectively decided that our eternal devotion could be purchased for the low, low price of one free coffee after ten visits. And like moths to a punch-card-shaped flame, we said, “Yes. Take my loyalty. Take my email. Take my identity. I want that medium iced latte with oat milk and the crushing weight of consumer debt.”
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
Cold Pizza, Hot Opinions: A Field Guide to Foods That Slap (or Betray) the Next Day
Greetings, fellow fridge-raiders! 🍕🥡 At some point, we all stand in front of our refrigerator in the dim light of 2:14 a.m., staring at a Tupperware container like it’s a treasure chest of questionable decisions. Inside could be divine second-day magic… or culinary treason that smells like regret and broken dreams.
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
I Shouldn’t Be Your Boss! (But here we are, aren’t we?)
Becoming a manager is exactly like falling down an escalator in slow motion: technically, you’re rising, but also you’re getting your ass handed to you one step at a time. There’s blood. There’s confusion. People are watching. Some are laughing. One guy is filming. You get it.
By S. M. Shogan7 months ago in Humor
Intelligent People Jokes: When Brain Meets Banter
Ever met someone so smart they could argue with Siri—and win? Yeah, those are the folks we’re talking about. But brains and brilliance don’t mean they can’t laugh at themselves. In fact, smart people have some of the wittiest, quirkiest, and most eye-rolling Intelligent People jokes out there.
By JokeJester7 months ago in Humor
My Epic Fail at Yoga Class
By Nadeem Shah I had one simple goal: stretch a little, breathe deeply, and finally prove to my overworked body that I wasn’t trying to kill it. So, naturally, I signed up for a beginner’s yoga class at the local community center—a place where, I assumed, beginners were welcomed with open arms and maybe a free granola bar.
By Nadeem Shah 7 months ago in Humor
