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Why Aliens Would Do Better to Avoid Earth in 2025
Landing at Mar-a-Lago Imagine this: It's a balmy September evening in 2025, and a fleet of shimmering saucers slices through the twilight over Mar-a-Lago, their hulls humming with the promise of universal truths. Out step the extraterrestrials—slender, luminous figures with eyes like nebulae, bearing gifts of quantum drives and peace accords etched in starlight. They're here for first contact, a grand unification of worlds. But before they can utter a telepathic "Greetings, carbon-based friends," a golf cart screeches to a halt. Enter President Donald J. Trump, resplendent in a red MAGA cap, flanked by Secret Service agents clutching NDAs. "Beautiful ships, folks—tremendous. But what's the deal? You got warp tech? Fusion reactors? Because America First means we get the best terms, or you're outta here. You're fired!"
By Francisco Navarro5 months ago in Humor
How HYPROV Transforms Audiences Into Stars (and Why You Need Tickets Now)
Picture this: You’re at a comedy show. But instead of just watching pros do their thing, your friend Linda from accounting is on stage, belting out an opera aria like she’s Pavarotti’s long-lost cousin. How? It's Hypnosis, and not just any hypnosis - it’s HYPROV, the wildest, most interactive comedy experience ever. Welcome to HYPROV: Improv Under Hypnosis, where audience members become the stars, and every show is a hilarious, unpredictable rollercoaster. Created by improv legend Colin Mochrie (yes, from Whose Line Is It Anyway?) and master hypnotist Asad Mecci, this show is breaking brains and cracking up crowds across the globe.
By Kenzie Scott5 months ago in Humor
Getting Away from My Wife
In the hierarchy of men, there are Alpha and Beta, and there’s me, the next letter of the Greek alphabet–a Gamma male. Too shy to lead, but too proud to follow. Dodging conflict but quietly convinced I’m right. Rigorously avoiding sports but wanting to get a good kick in every once in a while. To sum it all up, I love the thrill of defiance.
By Scott Christenson🌴5 months ago in Humor
The Secret Lives of Garden Gnomes: What They’re Really Doing When You’re Asleep
For centuries, mankind has slept soundly under the false assumption that their gardens are tranquil places. Quiet sanctuaries of flora, chirping crickets, and maybe a bunny or two, nibbling on carrots. But recent evidence uncovered by The Pompous Post™ investigative team (me, one pair of binoculars, and a suspiciously long summer evening) has revealed the shocking truth: your garden gnomes aren’t innocent ceramic ornaments.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
Surviving Monday Without Witnesses
The Alarm That Will Not Be Silenced The first sound you hear on Monday morning isn’t the birds singing or the gentle rustling of trees. No, it’s your alarm clock blaring like a war horn, reminding you that the world has decided to throw another Monday at you. You lie there, half-awake, convinced that surely the universe has made a mistake.
By Sahir E Shafqat5 months ago in Humor
Nothing about Australia is normal!
“Gidday mate!” “Howzit goin'?” These would be typical greetings you might receive when arriving on the fair shores of the land of Oz. Not to be confused with the Wizard of OZ, Australia is populated by a breed of animal called Aussies. Some people think the typical Aussie, if there is one, is weirder than the Wizard of Oz characters.
By Calvin London5 months ago in Humor
Why Everyone Is Talking About Ayo Edebiri: Rising Star of Comedy and TV
There’s something special about Ayo Edebiri that people remember. Maybe it’s her quiet confidence, her perfect timing in comedy, or the way she makes you feel like you know her ,even if you’ve only seen her on screen.
By Zeenat Chauhan5 months ago in Humor
