Latest Stories
Most recently published stories in Humor.
Losing It
“Losing It” Logline: Taylor, a 30 year old alcoholic with severe body dysmorphia and an insanely beautiful head of hair, is recently sober. After a session with his therapist, who his girlfriend forced him to see, he is encouraged to replace his old addiction with a new “healthy” one. Face to face with himself in the mirror, no vices, Taylor decides to start taking every hair loss medication on the market; beginning his new addiction.
By Douglas Taylor 3 years ago in Humor
Living Dangerously . Runner-Up in Pitch Your Pilot Challenge.
Synopsis Fourteen-year-old Tyler is starting high school at Boogey High, a school for the supernatural. The only problem is that Tyler takes after his dad and is powerless, unlike his mermaid/merman older brother and sister. Now he must walk alongside some of the most powerful supernatural kids in the realm.
By Niko Banks3 years ago in Humor
Diary of a High School Wannabe
Submission for the comedy "Pitch Your Pilot" contest Logline Five teens go to a mysterious boarding school only to find themselves stuck playing parts in the world of a generic high school movie controlled by the will of the main character.
By Bellana Pachon3 years ago in Humor
Monolith
My body felt as though it had been slowly baked on hot tiles. The pain forced my reluctant brain to reengage with the world. The unrelenting sun’s rays penetrated my closed eyelids. I grudgingly opened one eye just a slit and saw it—the monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey. Inside my sluggish brain, the title song from that movie, “Also Sprach Zarathustra”, began playing. It’s a tune that will repeat itself over and over in my head for the rest of the day. Most annoying!
By Mark Gagnon3 years ago in Humor
Buddies . Content Warning.
A formerly prominent businessman David Bitman has to rethink his whole life once his wife of 14 years takes everything in a divorce, leaving him for an old friend of theirs. Searching for a way to get back on his feet, David reunites with a free-spirited old classmate Cassie to help him open up a dispensary.
By Sherman B. Mason3 years ago in Humor
Slut Farts
Twenty years ago my weary eyed best friend disembarked from her first flight to Sweden to visit me. Exhausted and waiting for her connecting flight she looked about for her favorite pick me up, diet coke. After finding a vending machine, she pushed the button for her anticipated beverage and a bright, red, light appeared across the top of the vending machine and read, "SLUT". Being a woman of impeccable standards she was immediately offended. How did the machine know so much about our pasts,?
By ROCK aka Andrea Polla (Simmons)3 years ago in Humor
Codgers Cottage
“Codgers Cottage” A One-Act Comedy Set in a Nursing Home for elderly residents. The stage is divided into three parts: Centre Stage is the COMMON AREA where the main action takes place. It has two dining tables, five chairs. And one large comfy reclining chair more-or-less, central. There is a lift and an entrance to the kitchen and an entrance to the gardens.
By Suzsi Mandeville3 years ago in Humor
Interview with Dracula . Content Warning.
Today, I interview a bloodsucker who’s mother would be proud! He’s a count, and while not a poet, many great poems and stories have been written about him, and he most definitely knows it. He’s a man who lives forever, and who’s name rhymes with Bracula, and he’s not afraid to cook with a spatula. He’s here to tell us what poems and stories ring true. Some call him a bat out of hell! Others say he’s perfect and doesn’t smell! Let us give a warm welcome to Dracula!
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
The Misadventures of Foxy, Rabbit, and Ellie
A bustling city with tall buildings and busy streets. FOXY, a sly and mischievous fox, struts along with a confident grin. RABBIT, an honest and naive bunny, hops alongside, his innocent eyes wide with wonder. ELLIE, a large and majestic elephant, lumbers behind them, casting an imposing presence.
By Barnabas Payam3 years ago in Humor
