Humor

Another Day. Content Warning.
“I don’t listen to Demon Squirrel Usurpers anymore.” “No?” “They remind me of you.” “THANKS.” “Not like that. Just... painful. You know? Fresh.”
By Scott A. Vancil18 days ago in Fiction
“We’re Just Gym Teachers”. Top Story - January 2026.
”Let’s bring our coffee and sit over here.” ”Yeah, no one will miss me at my table.” ”Mine either. It’s not that I mind really. It’s just the way they talk together as if I’m not even there.”
By Rulam Day18 days ago in Fiction
Dream a Little Dream...
So is she really coming or are we just waiting around? She said she'll meet us here and she will. I'm just saying... What time did you say we'd be here?
By Paul A. Merkley18 days ago in Fiction
You Promised This Would Be the Last Question
“You promised this would be the last question.” “I did.” “Then ask it.” “I already have.” “That wasn’t a question.” “It wasn’t?”
By Sound and Spirit18 days ago in Fiction
Going To The School Nurse In 1977
"Yes, we're having TV dinners tonight Frank." "I want Turkey Dinner, but I don't want the cranberry compote. Are you having the Salisbury Steak, Alice?"
By John R. Godwin18 days ago in Fiction
Don’t Read It Out Loud
“Is this yours?” “No.” “It was on the printer.” “I didn’t print anything.” “It doesn’t have a header.” “Let me see.” “Don’t touch it yet.”
By Sound and Spirit18 days ago in Fiction
Impulse Purchases
Impulse Purchases “Did you hear a scream?!” “Yes I was the one who screamed! A mouse just ran across the room from that cabinet!”aaA mouse!!”
By VJHD18 days ago in Fiction
This Isn’t the First Time You’ve Asked Me That
“Why are you looking at me like that?” “Like what?” “Like you’re waiting for me to say the wrong thing.” “I’m not.” “You are.”
By Sound and Spirit18 days ago in Fiction
You Said You’d Call If You Survived
“Hey. It’s me.” “I don’t know if this is even going to go through.” “The signal keeps dropping.” “I’m supposed to keep this short.”
By Sound and Spirit18 days ago in Fiction
Before You Leave
“Do you have everything?” “I think so.” “You think or you know?” “I know. Mostly.” “Mostly doesn’t help much when you’re already halfway out the door.”
By Sound and Spirit18 days ago in Fiction
Auction
"We have our first item, you can peruse and examine it, to get an idea if you want it. I know you two will both want this, so I am expecting an aggressive bidding marathon, but when the hammer goes down, the hammer goes down, and it will be the end of the auction for this item".
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 18 days ago in Fiction
Eat Me
“Eat me.” “What did you say?” “I didn’t say anything.” “You said eat me.” “I didn’t even open my mouth.” “Eat me.”
By David E. Perry18 days ago in Fiction