Humor
How to Make Toast. Content Warning.
How to Make Toast Step 1: Choose Your Bread It’s important to select a strong, hearty bread that can withstand whichever toppings you choose to add. Whether it’s crunchy peanut butter or a bit of jam, find a bread that’s suited for the job.
By douglas woloss2 months ago in Fiction
How to write a Paradelle Poem. Or how to weave puzzling verses of Spells.
🌒 What Is a Paradelle Poem? A paradelle is a modern poetic form invented by former U.S. Poet Laureate Billy Collins - not as an ancient French form, but as a parody of strict formal poetry. Collins originally presented it as an eleventh‑century French form, but later revealed it was a joke.
By Antoni De'Leon2 months ago in Fiction
Instruction Manual
To our most valued customer, thank you for purchasing this state-of-the-art hand tool. We know you will enjoy many years of use from this masterfully designed device. Only the highest-grade materials have been used to create this multipurpose tool, so you may feel confident that it will always function to the best of its ability in all types of environments. Our company has been manufacturing this implement for over one hundred years, and we have never had a complaint due to poor quality or inadequate design. To ensure that you are thoroughly satisfied with this product, we have included a list of instructions for its proper use.
By Mark Gagnon2 months ago in Fiction
The Library That Opened Only at Midnight
No one noticed the library at first. That wasn’t unusual in Graybridge. People hurried through the town like they were late for something important, even when they weren’t sure what it was. Stores opened and closed. Cafés changed names. But the narrow street behind the old cinema remained ignored, lit by a single flickering lamp.
By Yasir khan2 months ago in Fiction
The Idea Ranch Competition
"Welcome back, folx, this is your host, Ann Ouncer, and we’re coming to you live from the trial runs of the Idea Ranch Championships, the seventh annual running, where the best authors and aspiring authors come and take their turns trying to run down the wildest of wild ideas."
By Meredith Harmon2 months ago in Fiction
A Practical Guide to Becoming a Christian Nationalist
Introduction: Establishing Your Foundation Before you begin, understand this guide is not about faith, love, or neighborliness—those are advanced electives and easily confused with weakness. This is about order. About belonging. About finally having an answer ready when the world insists on asking complicated questions.
By SUEDE the poet2 months ago in Fiction
How to Raise an Alien
Congratulations, you were selected to care for one alien for the rest of your life! Once your alien arrives you will have zero downtime, so we strongly advise you to take a few weeks to prepare — file your taxes, stock your pantry, and eat at the restaurants you won't visit in a decade. Be assured, you will love your little extraterrestrial fiercely and be willing to sacrifice your last remnants of freedom to raise it, even as you count down the years until you can send it off to college.
By Emily Fine2 months ago in Fiction
