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Where the Crawdads Sing. Runner-Up in Critique Challenge.
Cons: Big “Not Like Other Girls” energy from the heroine ; Heavy lean on the “Magical Negro” trope; Some of the worst poetry ever written ; Imagine an interesting love-triangle/murder mystery. Take out what makes it interesting. Pros:
By Helen Seder3 years ago in Critique
A Critique of the Lord of the Rings Trilogy
The story is very interesting and compelling and is full of twists and turns. The world is well built and the mythology is described in detail. The book was influential and revolutionized the fantasy genre. The movies were likewise widely viewed as cinematic masterpieces, even if they are very long.
By Austin Blessing-Nelson (Blessing)3 years ago in Critique
Say what you need to Say
This critique is about the song "Say" by John Mayer. This song, this horrible horrible song. It feels weird to even call this a song. He says the phrase "say what you need to say" 41 times throughout this nearly 4 minute hellscape. They could torture people to this song.
By Donny Foley3 years ago in Critique
"Aqualung"
"Aqualung" artfully amalgamates acoustic and amplified aspects, accentuating Anderson's adept artistry. Atonal and aggressive, album's arrangements aptly alternate, allowing Anderson's astonishingly astute and ambiguous anecdotes. Aural adventure, albeit aged, amazes and astonishes, always an admired addition, artistically advancing art rock's allure. An archetype, absolutely absorbing, an all-time affective, arresting classic.
By Aaron Richmond3 years ago in Critique
Mister Wick
A dog story with dogs and guns galore, and more bullets than in The Matrix, all four films combined, and Keanu Reeves, of course, playing the role of Mister Wick, a wonderful killer, as he only shoots or cuts (there are also knives, swords and other killing props) worse killers.
By Patrick M. Ohana3 years ago in Critique
Mean Girls
In this 2004 comedy film we are introduced to Cady a first time high school student and quickly befriends Janis who convinces to her to infitrate the Plastics. While doing so Cady meets Regina the leader, Gretchen who longs to be fully accepted and Karen who is the nicest but also naive. Along the way Cady learns that thanks to constant backstabbing and Janis' manipulation, school popularity is not as crack up as it is. Regina also learns this but this the hard way as she realizes she is no longer the queen bee. By the end Cady did not like who she turned into and made amends with everyone and they all become friends. Over the years this film had attracted fans and served as inspriration.
By Forest Green3 years ago in Critique
Castle
"Castle" cunningly combines crime-solving and comedy, captivating crowds with charismatic characters. Cleverly constructed cases create compelling conundrums, complemented by chemistry and crisp chatter. Though occasionally clichéd, the creator's constant cascade of curious crimes keeps spectators consistently conjecting, craving more captivating chapters of Castle's crime-cracking capers. Catch it on Hulu today!
By Aaron Richmond3 years ago in Critique
Skinamarink
Would you like to see two hours of ankles, door frames, and ceilings? If you answered yes, Skinamarink is the movie for you. Never in my life have I watched such an awful movie, and I’ve seen Christmas Vacation 2, so that’s really saying something. This horror movie is horrible.
By Kevin McMechan3 years ago in Critique







