Jamais Jochim
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I'm the guy who knows every last fact about Spider-man and if I don't I'll track it down. I love bad movies, enjoy table-top gaming, and probably would drive you crazy if you weren't ready for it.
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The Evil Warlord and His Chosen One
The fencing sword had been purchased for ten pieces of gold. Lord Jonathan Blackdawn plunged it into a tree stump. His eyes glowed red as power surged through him and he locked the stump and sword into a moment of time. Until he released the spell, the stump would not rot, the sword would not rust, and no one could pull the sword from the stump.
By Jamais Jochim4 months ago in Horror
Looking For Zombie Bites
Bambi twisted the shower controls to get the hot water flowing. She stripped off her bloody clothes, piling them on the bench next to her clean clothes. Just more fuel for the fire. She grabbed her towel and tossed it over the rack. The water was steaming so she entered the shower. She grabbed the shower head and let the hot water tattoo her muscular frame, water passing over her scars and tattoos. She then put the shower head back and just put her head under the hot water, enjoying the water flowing through her long blond hair.
By Jamais Jochim4 months ago in Horror
A Day in the Life of Grandma Bau
Administrator Yuan poured the tea to go with the opened pomegranate. He had learned to deal with many unusual situations during his time as supervisor of the Tongli Family Hospital. Most of them he just put under the header of “Grandma Bau”: the occasional missing corpse, disappearing orderlies, objects moving without visible force, even the somehow common “I loved talking to that old woman; who was she?” He even named his antacid tablets his “Grandma Bau pills” as she was the reason he went through so many.
By Jamais Jochim4 months ago in Horror
Emotional Support Demon. Content Warning.
A black furry stuffed snake lay on the floor. When the woman finally fell into a deep sleep, the darkness pooled around the embarrassingly cute toy and coalesced into a sinewy form of a snake with taloned hands. Sespral looked at the sleeping woman. Her body was covered with bruises and cuts, some of which still bled unto the sheets below her. The reptilian demon glided over to her drawers and pulled out the first aid kit within and administered to her wounds.
By Jamais Jochim4 months ago in Horror
How Genesis and The Big Bang Theory Come Close to Each Other
Science and Religion may seem opposed, but sometimes they converge in some interesting ways, such as how the Universe began. For example, there are numerous similarities between the biblical origin of the universe and the Big Bang theory. Admittedly, there are some issues, and some liberties do need to be taken to make it work completely, but the two tellings do match up rather well. Let’s look at those similarities.
By Jamais Jochim4 months ago in Journal
The Problem With Cupcakes
A woman accepts a “free” cupcake in a fairy-owned bakery. [Generated] Elsa loved the Cafe of Daione Si. The colors were brighter than the other coffee stands, the coffee just a little sweeter, and they served the most wonderful little sandwiches. Combined with the WiFi, the place was perfect for someone working on the Great American Novel. Elsa came here frequently; it was the perfect place away from home.
By Jamais Jochim4 months ago in Horror
Details Can Make Your Characters Even Better
When most artists design characters, they tend to design each character individually. That is, while they may pick a theme for specific sets of characters, in general, each character is designed by itself without keeping other factors in mind, such as the overall theme of the piece, foreshadowing issues, and sometimes even other characters. While the characters created can be good, possibly even iconic, it can create a disconnect between the characters, sometimes even a disconnect between the characters and the overall piece. By considering various factors, the characters can be better linked to each other and the piece in question.
By Jamais Jochim4 months ago in Writers
Chalet of Bloody Corpses
The five hikers had stopped for some quick skinny dipping. Helga had started it, claiming to have forgotten her swimsuit, but Chad had given the idea wings as he stripped down. He hit Charlie with his underpants, challenging the normally shy young man into the water as the more adventurous boy dove into the water. Helga grinned as Charlie quickly stripped and swam out to Chad, while Melissa stayed on shore. Thomas, always a victim of peer pressure, joined the other three. Melissa took some cajoling, but she eventually gave in, putting her cowboy hat on her clothes before diving in.
By Jamais Jochim4 months ago in Horror
