Helen Seder
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Art doesn’t need to be “good.” It just needs to be.
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The Art of Weight Gain
Dearly Beloved, I have gathered you all around at our obligatory family reunion for a simple reason: I am fat. I have gotten fat. You all notice. I want to get this over with. In order to help you understand why we’re having this meeting I ask you to direct your eyes to the projector screen. This Holiday Inn was gracious enough to lend it to me, and I think that it’s vital we all follow along.
By Helen Seder3 years ago in Humor
How to Cheat
The thing about an affair is that no one understands how you start one. There is a universal abhorring of infidelity, and a general sense of loathing towards the person who starts it. An overwhelming feeling of, “I would never do that.” It’s the justification to say, “I am not a fuck up. There is something fundamentally wrong with that person.” It’s a simple way to ignore the accountability of the other partner. Only one has sinned and it is unforgivable and we all know so.
By Helen Seder3 years ago in Fiction
