Billy Francis
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Writer of things that my mom says are funny.
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A Big Bad American Road Trip
All good things must come to an end. For me, this trip, and for you, the chance to read about it. With a car full of soup, peanut butter, and unforgettable memories we were ready to make our journey back to South Carolina, but there was still enough room for a few more between the inflatable mattress and the guitar in the boot.
By Billy Francis4 years ago in Wander
A Big Bad American Road Trip
Will this third instalment be a box office smash like Return of the Jedi or Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, or fail to reach the dizzying heights of its predecessors like The Godfather: Part III? Join us as our land voyage takes us deep into the wilderness and decide for yourself.
By Billy Francis4 years ago in Wander
A Big Bad American Road Trip
Like the bullies from high school with big beer bellies who are now married to people who can't stand them, I was worried our trip may have peaked too early. Unlike Dave those kids, the success of the first leg of our trip continued into the second.
By Billy Francis4 years ago in Wander
Britain's Got (No) Talent. Top Story - June 2021.
Six years ago, I took a gap year. My plan was to eat an abundance of local delicacies, work a crazy job, get hammered with barefoot hippies and regularly wake up face first in a pool of my own vomit – I was, of course, moving back in with my parents in England.
By Billy Francis5 years ago in Journal
