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Ugh, Yoga

just exhale

By Elle MariePublished about a year ago Updated about a year ago 1 min read
how long are we in this stupid asana again?

Fuck warrior three,

I think I’m on the wrong leg.

Oops, someone farted.

Haiku

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Elle Marie

Western NC-based gal who writes sometimes. I like plants, cats, and going to pretty places.

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  • SAMURAI SAM AND WILD DRAGONS3 days ago

    LOL FUnny

  • mureed hussainabout a year ago

    The use of humor and self-deprecation makes this poem both entertaining and relatable.🤣

  • Manisha Dhalaniabout a year ago

    Hahaha!

  • Uzman Aliabout a year ago

    😅😅

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