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Sick of Romance

Well romcoms at the very least

By Raphael FontenellePublished a day ago 1 min read
Sick of Romance
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Romance makes me sick,

I can’t stand another romcom.

It feels too forced or too quick,

They make me lose my calm.

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Movie plots that are too alike,

The women all look the same.

I’d rather swallow a railroad spike,

They even have a similar name.

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A white woman who’s independent,

Meets an immature manchild she’ll swoon.

There’s no way I can defend it,

I want to live on the moon.

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The girl grew up with a silver spoon,

The man is usually church mouse poor.

I really hope this movie is over soon,

It’s such a freaking bore.

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I hate how they end up together,

They have no chemistry.

They’ll be married forever,

It’s so predictable to me.

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About the Creator

Raphael Fontenelle

Horror movie fan trying to write decent horror.

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