Radio

Good Morning Ladies and Gentlemen.

This is your captain speaking.

“I told you, there’s a tone on the loudspeaker”

Its 75 and sunny, just like yesterday.

“What are you talking about?”

“Listen. Just when he speaks”

Your Headquarter Issued Meals should arrive as scheduled.

“Right there. Did you hear it?”

“No”

“Yeah, I hear it.”

Friendly reminder that all non Headquarter Issued Meals are prohibited

and partaking in them puts you and your family at risk of fatalities

“Right there.”

“Yes!”

“Shhh, I’m trying to hear”

Your Mayor has asked me to remind you that curfew is 8PM sharp.

Since implementing the ‘SafeRite Curfew’, crime is down 88%.

“I can’t stand it. Like a dog whistle”

Your Children have never been safer

“Is it louder on the ‘s’ sounds?”

“It’s heinous”

Education through the screen has been a tremendous success.

“There must be something wrong with the speaker’

“The captain?”

“No, the loudspeaker we’re listening on”

Our children are, on average, 45% more proficient in artificial intelligence than other planets.

“It’s fine.”

In other great news: starting next week, there will be no need to travel to the polls to vote.

This year, your representative will come straight to your door!

“Let me give it a bang”

“Leave it alone, it’s fine”

No need to stand in line for hou–skkkkkkkkkk

“I was listening to that!”

“Try to turn it back on now”

SkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkYour representative is committed to listening.

“Oh, God.”

“Shhhhh!”

Our City has never been stronger.