Keyboard Warriors
Anonymous Courage

You’re so threatening, insulting, and mean
You’re the baddest dude anyone’s seen
You swear and you cuss
While riding a bus
Safe and sound on a digital screen
You love taunting the folks you abuse
But your keyboard is all that you use
You huff and you puff
You know it’s a bluff
Your persona’s a terrible ruse
Whether politics, dogma, or sport
You exaggerate, lie, and distort
A fictional knife
Now threatens my life
Your mom’s basement must feel like a fort
If we stood face to face you would seize
So unlike all those threats you would tease
Like, “Pump you with lead
And, “Leave you for dead”
As you’re violently pounding those keys
Well, I’m coming and settling scores
Metaphorically kicking down doors
Next time you’re online
Your butt will be mine
Cos my keyboard is bigger than yours
About the Creator
Earl W. Pearl
I’ve been writing poetry (rhyming mostly) since about 2014 and have recently transitioned to writing novels and short stories. My poetry genres are faith, humor, social issues, politics, pretty much any subject matter.


Comments (5)
Hahahahaha Mom's basement! That was awesome! Keyboards Warriors are the biggest cowards ever!
I see this as a rap , this poem would scare anyone 🤭🫣🙀
Nice piece 😁📝✌️
Haha! So good!!!
lol! Fantastic work! Good job!