Head to Head?
For Harper Lewis' ''Dirty Limerick'' Challenge
Note: For those of you who have not read many of these particular types of poetry, or you are a devotee of that fine series devoted to the nice lady from Nantucket (she really knows how to...well, you know), be prepared...
And after this past week, I needed a laugh...and maybe you did, too?
KD
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I once found my wife in bed
with a man who had no head.
The sex was third-rate.
She had to masturbate...
but at least the guy was dead.
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Political Thirty-Four
Another cold day... The news turns to the public. January burns. * Note: I am not trying to be cryptic with my work. And I am not so desperate to think that any words will make a difference now. I just feel that this is a turning point that I predicted when more idiots with weapons were unleashed in the streets of Minnesota. And some people say they are angry or enraged. If you are, and you are not doing anything about it...you are not angry enough.
By Kendall Defoe 7 days ago in Poets
Comments (7)
You’ve mastered shock humor with clever brevity here.
Well, humor is my thing!! I did get a chuckle from your poem and art! I agree that most of us need a few laughs right now!😉😂
Oh my god I spat out my coffee hahahaha 😂 This is great
I must admit I felt bad that I chuckled at this, Kendall. Great job of causing conflicted feelings!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE HELL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
But you’re holding back. You’ll come up with something between Feb 14 and March 17
💖It’s not gone (the challenge), just pulled it back to drafts until the coming love fest inspires folks, tucked away in exclusive. If you have time, check out my latest in fiction & lmk if you think I can do it & if you’re in.